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Crypto Ponzis Everywhere: Insane Onchain Lending Binges Spark Global Financial Chaos

Institutional activity heats up: Onchain lending surges as desperate attempts to get rich quick reach new heights.

Kevin Nelson October 19, 2024

A downward spiral of a blue token (SOL) with red arrows pointing downwards, surrounded by smaller tokens representing the altcoin market in various states of decline and stability; at the center, a Solana network TVL graph showing a 8.5% drop from Sept. 18 to Sept. 21.

SOL Price Plunges 6%: Experts Weigh in on the Impending Doom of Solana and Its Token Holders

Solana's SOL token has taken a 6% hit to its price after failing to break through the $152 resistance level, but will it continue downward? Well, […]

Sam Rogers September 24, 2024

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