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Crypto Collapse: Your Money Is Gone Forever (Nope, It’s Just Bitcoin Being Its Usual Dramatic Self)

It's been another week of crypto circus antics and we're still waiting for someone – anyone! – to come along and explain why they spent all […]

Kevin Nelson October 26, 2024

A illustration depicting various cryptocurrency symbols (BTC, ETH, BNB, SOL, XRP, DOGE, TON, ADA) forming an upward spiral motion around a globe with the United States map in the background, symbolizing global market influence and geopolitical factors affecting crypto prices. The cryptos are shown breaking through resistance levels while the US dollar index rises above its own overhead resistance, signifying bullish momentum.

Altcoins

You Won’t Believe What Happened to Your Cryptocurrency Portfolio This Week… And Why It’s About to Get a Whole Lot Worse

The Crypto Circus Continues: A Week in Review (Oct 14).

Kevin Nelson October 15, 2024

A cartoonish illustration of a rollercoaster with steep drops and sharp turns, symbolizing market volatility. A figure representing Pavel Durov is shown being arrested by authorities in the background, while another character represents Toncoin (TON) plummeting down the track before rebounding upwards towards its target price.

Crypto News

TON CRASH: Is Pavel Durov’s Arrest the End of Telegram Crypto or Just a Minor Speed Bump on Road to Riches (Probably Not)

Just when you thought Telegram was all about sending risqué memes and dodgy cat pictures, along comes Toncoin's CEO Pavel Durov getting arrested for data privacy […]

Kevin Nelson August 27, 2024

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