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TREMBLE BEFORE THE TONCOIN GODS! Market Cap Soars to Eye-Popping $13.96 BILLION as Durov Drama Ensues…But Is It a Sustainable Rally or Just One Big Whales’ Party?

Toncoin's Wild Ride: A Crypto Bro Frenzy or Just Another Whale-Driven Bubble?.

Kevin Nelson September 1, 2024

A cartoon plane lands at an airport with a shocked-looking pilot in the cockpit. In the background, a crowd of traders are shown frantically waving their arms and pointing to a graph on a screen that's plummeting downwards. A few birds fly away from the chaos, symbolizing uncertainty.

Toncoin Soars to New Heights: Because Nothing Says ‘Investment Opportunity’ Like a High-Profile Arrest

Toncoin's latest surge: because what every good scam needs is a bit of drama. Pavel Durov gets arrested on terrorism charges (because that always helps the […]

Sam Rogers August 27, 2024

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