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You Won’t Believe the Shady Business Deal That Just Went Down on Uniswap, Leaving Experts Speechless

UNI's weekly gain is almost as suspicious as a crypto bro trying to explain why he bought more UNI after it tanked.

Doug Martinez October 11, 2024

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HNT Defies Logic With Sudden, Completely Unearned 21% Surge: Investors Left Wondering What Just Happened

Just when you thought crypto was dead and buried (again), Helium's native token HNT manages to defy market trends with a whopping 21% surge in value […]

Kevin Nelson September 9, 2024

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