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Brewers Discover Secret to Making Money: Not Charging for Beer (

You think you can just tap into zero-alcohol beer growth and rake it all in? Well let me tell you something my friends. In a region […]

Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

Crypto News

Google Pay, Amazon Pay and Phonepe Join RBI’s Digital Rupee Program Because Nothing Says ‘Central Bank-Backed Cryptocurrency’ Like Three Companies That Can’t Even Keep Your Money Safe

In a desperate attempt to stay relevant, Google Pay, Amazon Pay and Phonepe are now scrambling to join India's central bank-issued cryptocurrency (CBDC) program. Because what […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

Ethereum

Ethereum Network Use Skyrockets, Further Proving That $3K Is Totally a Realistic ETH Price Target and Not Just a Wild Guess Made By Someone Who Has Way Too Much Time on Their Hands

The eternal optimism of cryptocurrency enthusiasts never ceases to amuse me. "Ethereum's scaling solutions are a success!" they cry, as if somehow magically making transactions cheaper […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

Crypto News

Google Gets Owned by a Judge and Now Everyone Is Free at Last From Their Suffocating Grip on All Things Digital, Yay

The tech giant's woes continue as they get dragged through the courts and forced to reform their app store practices, much like how some of us […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

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Bitcoin

Musk Gets X Hit By Massive Ddos Attack Because We’Re Still Waiting For Him To Admit Dogecoin Is A Scam

The crypto bros are at it again, claiming that X is under attack by a massive DDoS. What's next? Are we going to believe the moon […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration of a shield with multiple layers and cracks repaired, surrounded by various security-related icons such as locks, keys, firewalls, etc., in front of a dark background representing vulnerabilities; at the top left corner is an image of a vault door opening to reveal a bright interior. In the bottom right corner are two figures standing back-to-back looking outwards with their arms crossed and confident expressions on their faces. The overall atmosphere conveys protection, vigilance, and preparedness for potential threats.

News

Euler Finally Admits They Spent $4 Million on Security Audits and Still Got Hacked Out of Almost Every Penny You Sent Them, Because That’s Just a Thing Some Companies Do Now

Let's get this over with already! Crypto lending platform Euler Finance finally got around to announcing that they spent a whopping FOUR MILLION DOLLARS on security […]

Linda Williams August 13, 2024

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