Bombshell! Meta’s Next-Gen Headset Axed in Bizarre Twist of Fate, Leaving Millions to Wonder if They’ve Been Scammed Into Buying Overpriced Glasses for Their Face!
Meta's Metaverse Mishap: A Cautionary Tale of Overhyping VR.
Tech Stocks
Hong Kong Lawmaker Discovers Existence of Web3, Demands Adults Be Put in Charge Immediately
The blockchain bubble is bursting already? How delightful! It seems like those naive crypto bros are finally getting a taste of reality. A Hong Kong lawmaker […]
State Street Thinks You’ll Fall for Its Tokenized Assets Scam So Hard It Just Rolled Out a Whole New Division
Here we go again with another attempt by traditional finance to get in on the crypto gravy train. State Street is trying its hand at "digital […]
State Street Launches Digital Asset Platform Because Institutional Clients Clearly Don’t Have Enough Problems Already
The latest news from State Street is a joke right? They're partnering up with Taurus to create some kind of digital asset platform for institutional clients […]
The Web3 Firm So Bad Google Had to Give It Money
The latest Web3 nonsense from Google's Cloud Startup Program: because what we really need is another overhyped AI firm that promises moonshot returns but delivers nothing […]
Tech Giants Imploding Underweight From Years Of Eating Too Much Kool Aid
The mighty seven tech stocks are coming crashing down! How predictable is that? I mean who didn't see this trainwreck brewing after all those promises about […]
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