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The Most Earth-Shattering Development in Crypto History: Another Blockchain Is Coming and It’s Going to Change Everything (Possibly)

A New Synthetix App Chain? Who Cares?.

Doug Martinez September 9, 2024

Synthetix Resorts to Desperate Measures: Because What’s a Few More Worthless Tokens Among Friends?

One would think that the crypto bros have finally realized their shiny new toys don't actually bring them any value beyond what they paid for it. […]

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

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