Stronghold Digital Mining Archives

A illustration depicting a planet being overwhelmed by an influx of tiny, chaotic miners (representing the 2.2 EH/s computing power) spilling out from a facility in Pennsylvania, with two large figures looming in the background - one representing Bitfarms and another possibly symbolizing Riot Platforms' concerns.

Bitfarms Unleashes 2.2 Eh/S of Pure Madness on an Already Suffocating Planet!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Bitfarms is splashing into another hosting agreement with a new set of miners […]

Doug Martinez September 16, 2024

A comic illustration depicting various cryptocurrency companies merging into each other like puzzle pieces, while a giant dollar sign looms in the background, surrounded by smaller icons of computers, servers, and energy sources.

Altcoins

Crypto Firms Are Merging Left and Right, but Is Anyone Actually Getting a Good Deal?

The Great Consolidation Con: Where's the Beef?.

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

An illustration of an exhausted miner digging through sand with his pickaxe breaking into two pieces as he hits something hard in the ground below him; nearby is a large pile of broken tools. In front of them stands another figure holding a briefcase full of money and wearing a suit, smiling triumphantly while looking down at the struggling miner. The background shows an old-fashioned factory with smoke billowing out from it. A faint image of a bitcoin symbol can be seen in the distance on top of one of the buildings.

Bitcoin

Bitfarmers Suck So Hard They Need to Buy Out Their Own Failure for a Quarter Billion Bucks

Well isn't this just peachy? Another Bitcoin mining company is going bankrupt because it can't keep up with its debt payments! Bitfarms has decided to "acquire" […]

Linda Williams August 22, 2024

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