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VCs Go Absolutely Insane as They Blow Through Billions on Doomed Web3 Projects

VCs are throwing money at Web3 startups like there's no tomorrow... or a functioning economy.

Doug Martinez November 2, 2024

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Blockchain Startups Still Raking It In: Investors Willingly Hand Over Millions to Fund More Unproven, Unsustainable Ideas Because Sanity Is Optional

Just another VC Roundup: Blockchain startups are still managing to raise big bucks in August despite fewer deals being closed with venture capitalists. Because what could […]

Doug Martinez September 1, 2024

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YOU WON’T BELIEVE the Shocking Reason Why This AI Company Just Gave Away 10 MILLION DOLLARS to Struggling Startups

Fetch.ai: Because Who Needs Real Value When You Can Have Artificial Intelligence?.

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

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