Stablecoin Failures Archives - Cryptobro Magazine

A illustration depicting a planet being overwhelmed by an influx of tiny, chaotic miners (representing the 2.2 EH/s computing power) spilling out from a facility in Pennsylvania, with two large figures looming in the background - one representing Bitfarms and another possibly symbolizing Riot Platforms' concerns.

Bitfarms Unleashes 2.2 Eh/S of Pure Madness on an Already Suffocating Planet!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Bitfarms is splashing into another hosting agreement with a new set of miners […]

Doug Martinez September 16, 2024

A comic illustration of Mark Zuckerberg standing at a whiteboard, surrounded by failed prototypes of VR headsets, with a red 'X' marked through them. In front of him is an empty shelf where the next-generation headset was supposed to be displayed. A few feet away, Apple's Vision Pro sits on another shelf, looking sleek and successful.

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Bombshell! Meta’s Next-Gen Headset Axed in Bizarre Twist of Fate, Leaving Millions to Wonder if They’ve Been Scammed Into Buying Overpriced Glasses for Their Face!

Meta's Metaverse Mishap: A Cautionary Tale of Overhyping VR.

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

An illustration of a sinking ship with its hull cracked open revealing an empty treasure chest at its center; flames engulfing part of the vessel's stern while smoke billows out from other areas; debris scattered across the water around it. In the background, a faint outline of a cityscape can be seen through the haze and darkness. The sky above is painted with hues of orange-red as if reflecting the intense heat emanating from the shipwreck. A few seagulls fly overhead in distress amidst the chaos below; their silhouettes stark against the fiery backdrop.

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Terraform Labs: The Crypto Company That Somehow Managed to Bleed Money for Almost Two Years Before Realizing It Was a Bad Idea

Well folks it looks like another crypto company is about to meet its maker! Terraform Labs' impending bankruptcy hearing could be the nail in the coffin […]

Linda Williams August 22, 2024

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