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A comic-style illustration of a giant, futuristic cityscape with skyscrapers and neon lights, but one building stands out - a massive structure labeled as 'Bitcoin' ($1.35 trillion) towering above the rest, while another smaller building represents Ethereum ($318 billion). A split-screen effect in the background shows Bitcoin's price chart fluctuating wildly between $67k to over $68k, with arrows and lines indicating upward momentum.

YOU WON’T BELIEVE the SHOCKING Reason Why One Cryptocurrency Just Broke Off a TRILLION Dollars From Its Rival

It's not about being a genius, it's just having 100 billion dollars to throw at problems.

Kevin Nelson October 21, 2024

A illustration of two figures standing on opposite sides of an American flag, one holding a 'WIN' sign and wearing a suit resembling Donald Trump's style, while the other holds a 'LOSE' sign and wears a more subdued outfit similar to Kamala Harris', with bitcoin bars rising in the background as flames engulf the scene. The atmosphere is tense and chaotic.

Trump vs Harris Sparks Crypto Panic as Wall Street Brozos Bet Big on Wild Election Outcomes

The crypto bros are at it again, speculating on election outcomes like their lives depend on it and making outlandish claims about how Donald Trump's presidency […]

Kevin Nelson October 21, 2024

An illustration of Kamala Harris standing in front of an American flag with chains and locks wrapped around it; she is surrounded by three broken bank vaults, each labeled 'Silicon Valley Bank', 'Silvergate' and 'Signature'; a large hammer lies at her feet next to a pile of rubble. In the background, two figures are seen walking away from the scene carrying briefcases marked with economic policy documents. The overall atmosphere is dark and ominous. A faint image of an X post can be seen on one side of the illustration.

Bitcoin

Kamala Harris Announces Plan to Destroy Your Life and Ruin the Entire Economy With Her Crushing Crypto Crackdown

I'm not surprised that Kamala Harris is doubling down on Biden's anti-crypto policies - it just goes to show what a bunch of out-of-touch, crypto-hating elitists […]

Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration of a government vault door opening wide revealing stacks of gold bars inside while in front of it two men stand facing each other one holding onto a stack of bitcoin blocks and the other with arms crossed looking at him. The man holding the bitcoins is wearing a suit labeled as 'Trump' on his back, the other has no label but looks like he's dressed for work. In the background there are several screens displaying stock market data showing an upward trend while in front of them two large clocks show different times one with 12:00 and another with 23:59.

Bitcoin

Bitcoin Seized by Government Will Be Sold Off Before You Can Even Say ‘Alternative Investment

Another day, another opportunity for crypto bros to get their hopes up only to be crushed like the worthless tulip bulbs they are. Peter Schiff is […]

Linda Williams August 16, 2024

An illustration of three-quarters of a globe being engulfed by dark clouds while one-quarter remains bright blue; an arrow pointing downwards from the top quarter to emphasize its descent into darkness, with faint outlines of money bags and coins scattered across it. In contrast, the remaining quarter is surrounded by rays of light that form shapes resembling virtual assets or cryptocurrencies. A subtle line separates these two contrasting sections, hinting at a divide between compliance and non-compliance with anti-money laundering standards for the virtual asset sector.

Crypto News

FATF: Because Apparently Three-Quarters of Countries Can’t Be Bothered to Follow Their Own Money Laundering Rules

Oh great, here we go again! The Financial Action Task Force is at it once more, trying to sound all serious about combating money laundering and […]

Doug Martinez August 15, 2024

Altcoins

Crypto Whale Spends Entire Life Savings On Okx Gift Card In Desperate Bid To Prove Existential Crisis Is Real

The thrilling tale of a crypto "whale" dumping its precious Ether on an unsuspecting market! Because what's more fun than watching someone with millions in assets […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

An illustration of a rollercoaster with steep drops and slow climbs on a track that represents price fluctuations. The coaster car is shown stuck between two hills at an inflection point where it could either continue to climb or drop back down. A few loose coins are scattered around the base of one hill, symbolizing lost momentum. In the background, there's a faint image of a chart with lines and waves that resemble Elliot wave theory patterns. The overall atmosphere is tense, reflecting the uncertainty in Solana's price action.

Altcoins

Solana (Sol) Price Down Today Because You’Re All Finally Realizing That Cryptocurrency Is A Scam And It’S About Time

You want me to write about why Solana (SOL) price dropped today? Well let's get this straight; it's because people are finally realizing that cryptocurrency is […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

An illustration showing an internet router under attack by swarming birds, with some routers on fire. The background is dark grey with white sparks flying everywhere. In the foreground, two figures are trying to put out fires while others look worried or run away in panic. A large bird perches atop a working router, looking triumphant. Below it all lies an image of Donald Trump and Elon Musk shaking hands amidst flames, as if they're emerging from the chaos together. The illustration is done in bold lines with vibrant colors to convey energy and urgency. In the bottom right corner, there's a

Bitcoin

Musk Gets X Hit By Massive Ddos Attack Because We’Re Still Waiting For Him To Admit Dogecoin Is A Scam

The crypto bros are at it again, claiming that X is under attack by a massive DDoS. What's next? Are we going to believe the moon […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration showing an exchange office with people rushing to get inside while others are trying to climb over walls and fences. The building has broken windows, torn shutters, and a sign reading "Closed" is hanging from it. In front of the building there's a table with papers scattered all around, some of them have red stamps on them saying "Withdraw". A person in the background holds up a megaphone shouting while another one points at him angrily. The sky above has dark clouds and lightning bolts are striking down to earth.

DeFi

Coinbase Finally Shows Gritty Resolve To Not Get Completely Sued By Feds

Oh boy, it looks like Coinbase is finally getting some things right... albeit after years of trying to scam investors with its overpriced and useless services. […]

Barry Thompson August 13, 2024

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