Crypto bros and their 'moonshots' - can we just take a step back and appreciate how utterly ridiculous it is to think Bitcoin's price will moonlight […]
The crypto bros are at it again, trying to convince us that their precious Bitcoin is going to moon anytime soon. Meanwhile, I'm over here watching […]
Solana's Price Bounce: A Recipe for Disaster or a Sustainable Rally? (Or Maybe Just Another Crypto Bro Farting Loudly).
It's been another week of crypto circus antics and we're still waiting for someone – anyone! – to come along and explain why they spent all […]
If Bitcoin's price rally were a party invitation, it would be like sending out invites to all the crypto bros, telling them 'Come on down and […]
Get ready for the SOL-ution: A 2000% pump or another crypto bubble burst?.
The cryptocurrency world is like a bad rom-com - it's all about fake promises of overnight riches and fleeting sensations that leave you feeling empty inside.
The Crypto Circus Continues: A Week in Review (Oct 14).
A perfect storm of desperation and ignorance has led us to this moment, folks – where Bitcoin is hovering precariously near $62k, with some clowns predicting […]
SUI's meteoric rise is a classic case of hype over substance - where investors are so desperate to get rich quick that they'll jump on any […]
The thrill-a-minute world of cryptocurrency is at it again! This time around, the supposed 'experts' are touting monolithic blockchains as the next big thing, because who […]
Beware, crypto bros! ZachXBT is on a mission to expose Ansem's alleged memecoin 'pump and dump' schemes, and boy does it look like he's got some […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Bitfarms is splashing into another hosting agreement with a new set of miners […]
The perpetual optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amaze me. They're like the boy who cried wolf - always predicting that prices are about to […]
The never-ending saga that is Mango Markets continues! Like a bad penny, it keeps turning up with more drama than a crypto bro at a Bitcoin […]
Oh please, like we didn't see this coming! Another day another dollar (or in this case $700K) lost due to some script kiddie hacking into a […]
Just when you thought it was safe to get back into cryptocurrency, VanEck comes along and reminds us all that Solana is still a thing. Because […]
Solana ETPs see a whopping $39 million outflow - Is this finally the top for SOL? It's about bloody time! The crypto market was bound to […]
The Solana-based Memecoin madness is finally starting to die down as volumes plummet by 80% in the last two weeks! It's been a wild ride, but […]
Another day another dollar and more idiots falling for scams on crypto land! You'd think these guys would learn by now but noooo, they just keep […]
It seems like Binance is a real lifeboat for Chinese crypto enthusiasts! With over 96% of them using the exchange and almost two-thirds keeping their main […]
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