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A chaotic scene unfolds as a bull charges through a cityscape, leaving destruction in its wake. A giant cryptocurrency coin crashes down from above, engulfing everything below. In the distance, flames rise from a burning exchange building, while nearby, people frantically try to secure their digital assets with hardware wallets and clear-signing technology.

Bull Cycle Apocalypse Imminent! Experts Warn We’re About to Trade Our Souls for a Quick Buck

The eternal conundrum: will we learn from our mistakes or just keep on rolling with them?.

Linda Williams September 23, 2024

A illustration depicting a planet being overwhelmed by an influx of tiny, chaotic miners (representing the 2.2 EH/s computing power) spilling out from a facility in Pennsylvania, with two large figures looming in the background - one representing Bitfarms and another possibly symbolizing Riot Platforms' concerns.

Bitfarms Unleashes 2.2 Eh/S of Pure Madness on an Already Suffocating Planet!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Bitfarms is splashing into another hosting agreement with a new set of miners […]

Doug Martinez September 16, 2024

A cartoon illustration of a person holding onto a parachute that's slowly losing air as they plummet towards the ground below. The sky is filled with falling coins and dollar signs, while a few stablecoins (represented by small blocks) float away from them.

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They’re Still Falling for It: Anchorage Digital Unleashes New ‘Opportunity’ to Watch Your Money Disappear With PayPal Stablecoin Yield!

You'd think that by now, the crypto bros would've learned not to throw good money after bad, but nope! They're still lining up like lemmings for […]

Sam Rogers August 25, 2024

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