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You’ll Never Wallet Again: Phantom’s Latest iOS Update Turns Your Crypto Into Hot Air

Another day, another wallet fiasco courtesy of crypto's 'security experts'! It seems like someone at Phantom thought it was a bright idea to update their iOS […]

Linda Williams November 14, 2024

A cartoon soccer star with a shocked expression holds his head in one hand and points at a plummeting graph on an X-shaped pedestal behind him. A giant coin is shown crashing into the ground below.

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Mbappé’s Hacked Account Spreads Crypto Scam Like the Gift That Keeps on Giving… Millions Lost (Again)

The never-ending saga of crypto scams continues! It's like a bad penny that just keeps turning up - or in this case, a hacked celebrity account […]

Linda Williams August 30, 2024

A cartoon Discord server room in disarray: a hacker sits at a computer with a sly grin, while users frantically click on links amidst chaos; two-factor authentication symbols are scattered around the floor, seemingly powerless to stop the breach.

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You Won’t Believe the Shocking Truth About Video Game Developers and Their Inability to Keep a Simple Chat Server Secure

The cryptocurrency community's favorite pastime: getting hacked!.

Linda Williams August 25, 2024

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