} In other news that's not surprising at all, Elon Musk is in trouble with the SEC for failing to show up to a scheduled testimony […]
As regulators struggle to grasp this whole 'cryptocurrency' thing, even they can't keep their own stories straight. The SEC has finally admitted that its classification of […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the crypto pool... a new bill emerges from Congress, because what we really need is […]
SEC 'regrets any confusion' from dubbing tokens as securities: filing? More like SEC regrets getting caught red-handed for being a bunch of bureaucratic buffoons who can't […]
Yet another cryptocurrency company gets spanked by the SEC for operating outside the law. Who'd have thought? Not me, certainly not after writing about this nonsense […]
The SEC's crypto crackdown is just getting started, folks! And by 'crackdown', I mean the regulators are finally catching up with all you noobs who thought […]
Nigeria's latest attempt at regulating cryptocurrency is a laughable exercise in futility, much like trying to herd cats with rubber chickens. The Nigerian Securities and Exchange […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... or rather, invest your life savings into some overhyped digital collectibles - NFTs […]
Another day, another crypto scam falls apart at the seams! Because what's more fun than losing your shirt on some shady trading bot? I mean, who […]
Crypto companies: where regulatory compliance goes to die.
Well, it looks like Ripple and Kraken are still trying to convince us that their precious crypto assets aren't securities after all. Because what could possibly […]
Well, isn't this just peachy? Another crypto firm gets its hopes dashed by a US appeals court for trying to strong-arm the SEC into clarifying Ether's […]
One of these things is going to be a security... eventually.
You know what? This is just more proof that cryptocurrency and blockchain technology are a joke, especially when it comes to these fancy-schmancy ETFs. I mean, […]
Prometheum's announcement that they're going to add UNI, and ARB as securities has me scratching my head - what next? Are we gonna start seeing Bitcoin […]
The never-ending saga that is Mango Markets continues! Like a bad penny, it keeps turning up with more drama than a crypto bro at a Bitcoin […]
The crypto-love is strong this week! It seems like everyone and their grandma has decided that Ethereum ETFs are a great way to lose money - […]
Just when you thought it was safe to get back into cryptocurrency, VanEck comes along and reminds us all that Solana is still a thing. Because […]
The never-ending saga of Ripple's XRP case against the SEC continues to provide us with endless entertainment. Because what could possibly be more thrilling than a […]
The eternal optimism of Tyler Winklevoss - still clinging to the notion that 50 million Americans who own cryptocurrency are a force to be reckoned with, […]
I'm not surprised that Kamala Harris is doubling down on Biden's anti-crypto policies - it just goes to show what a bunch of out-of-touch, crypto-hating elitists […]
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