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SEC to Implement Triple-Redundant Custody System Because Clearly One Wasn’t Enough

There's a reason they call it 'securing' your assets when you put them in an exchange-traded fund (ETF). It sounds like Cboe BZX Exchange and their […]

Doug Martinez September 23, 2024

A comic illustration of Mark Zuckerberg standing at a whiteboard, surrounded by failed prototypes of VR headsets, with a red 'X' marked through them. In front of him is an empty shelf where the next-generation headset was supposed to be displayed. A few feet away, Apple's Vision Pro sits on another shelf, looking sleek and successful.

Crypto News

Bombshell! Meta’s Next-Gen Headset Axed in Bizarre Twist of Fate, Leaving Millions to Wonder if They’ve Been Scammed Into Buying Overpriced Glasses for Their Face!

Meta's Metaverse Mishap: A Cautionary Tale of Overhyping VR.

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

Bitcoin

Prometheum Just Declared UNI, and ARB Are Securities Now Because Clearly 2023 Has Been All About Adulting Your Crypto

Prometheum's announcement that they're going to add UNI, and ARB as securities has me scratching my head - what next? Are we gonna start seeing Bitcoin […]

Doug Martinez August 22, 2024

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