Rug Pulls Archives - Cryptobro Magazine

A roulette wheel spins wildly out of control as a giant coin crashes to the ground below it. In the background, two figures frantically try to grab onto chairs that are being pulled away from them.

You Won’t Believe the Shocking Truth About Meme Coins: They’re All Secretly Designed to Drain Your Wallet!

You've got to hand it to Mark Cuban - he's not afraid to call a spade a shovel when it comes to meme coins and their […]

Linda Williams October 5, 2024

A illustration depicting a planet being overwhelmed by an influx of tiny, chaotic miners (representing the 2.2 EH/s computing power) spilling out from a facility in Pennsylvania, with two large figures looming in the background - one representing Bitfarms and another possibly symbolizing Riot Platforms' concerns.

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Bitfarms Unleashes 2.2 Eh/S of Pure Madness on an Already Suffocating Planet!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Bitfarms is splashing into another hosting agreement with a new set of miners […]

Doug Martinez September 16, 2024

An illustration depicting Grimace, the purple mascot from McDonald's, holding a bag of money with $700,000 written in it while standing next to an empty Solana wallet. In the background is a large red X symbolizing failure and loss. A faint image of a rug being pulled can be seen at the bottom left corner of the illustration. Grimace has a shocked expression on his face as he looks down at the money bag, with one hand covering his mouth in surprise. The overall style is comic book-inspired with bold lines and vibrant colors.

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McDonalds Instagram Hacked by Clearly Not a Genius Who Was Bored on Sunday Afternoon

Oh please, like we didn't see this coming! Another day another dollar (or in this case $700K) lost due to some script kiddie hacking into a […]

Linda Williams August 22, 2024

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