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A comic-style illustration depicting a tense standoff between two corporate giants: one (Riot Platforms) is shown as an imposing figure with a raised fist, while the other (Bitfarms) stands firm with its arms crossed in defense. In the background, a calendar flips to 2026, indicating the standstill arrangement's duration.

No One Cares but You: Local Crypto Miners Settle Dispute in Boring Boardroom Drama

The never-ending saga of Bitcoin mining companies fighting each other for scraps... or should I say, cryptocurrency dust?.

Barry Thompson September 24, 2024

Altcoins

Crypto Biz: Because Venture Capital Is Just a Fancy Way of Saying Someone Will Pay You to Not Go Bankrupt Immediately

The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's greatest hits: Bitfarms gets bought out by Riot Platforms because apparently that's what happens when you're a struggling mining firm - […]

Sam Rogers August 19, 2024

An illustration: A cartoonish image depicting two large mining machines facing each other with their arms crossed; one machine has a red flag and the other a blue flag; in front of them lies a pile of coins labeled '2.28 million'; both machines are surrounded by broken chains, suggesting tension or conflict; above the scene is an arrow pointing downwards to emphasize decline or fall. The illustration style should be reminiscent of comic books from the early 20th century with bold lines and vibrant colors used for dramatic effect.

Bitcoin

Riot Platforms Just Paid 2.28 Million Bucks to Own More of Bitfarms Because Theyre Literally Desperate

Riot Platforms has bought more shares from Bitfarms because it's going bankrupt or something - that’s the only reason any company buys another one out in […]

Linda Williams August 16, 2024

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