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A illustration depicting a planet being overwhelmed by an influx of tiny, chaotic miners (representing the 2.2 EH/s computing power) spilling out from a facility in Pennsylvania, with two large figures looming in the background - one representing Bitfarms and another possibly symbolizing Riot Platforms' concerns.

Bitfarms Unleashes 2.2 Eh/S of Pure Madness on an Already Suffocating Planet!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Bitfarms is splashing into another hosting agreement with a new set of miners […]

Doug Martinez September 16, 2024

A comic illustration of Mark Zuckerberg standing at a whiteboard, surrounded by failed prototypes of VR headsets, with a red 'X' marked through them. In front of him is an empty shelf where the next-generation headset was supposed to be displayed. A few feet away, Apple's Vision Pro sits on another shelf, looking sleek and successful.

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Bombshell! Meta’s Next-Gen Headset Axed in Bizarre Twist of Fate, Leaving Millions to Wonder if They’ve Been Scammed Into Buying Overpriced Glasses for Their Face!

Meta's Metaverse Mishap: A Cautionary Tale of Overhyping VR.

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

An illustration of a person sitting at a desk with two computers in front of them: one displaying charts from 2017-2022 on perpetual futures trading platforms (e.g., Binance Futures) while another displays institutional market data. The trader is looking back-and-forth between the screens, wearing headphones and holding a coffee cup as they appear to be reflecting on their experiences. In the background there are scattered papers with notes from past trades, charts of different cryptocurrencies, and books about trading strategies. A ramen noodle bowl sits empty in front of them.

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I Made Millions Trading Bitcoin but Then I Discovered My True Calling: Being Poor and Eating Ramen Noodles for Every Meal, It’s a Real Thing

The crypto bros really have no idea what they're doing when it comes to trading do they? First off, let me just say that being an […]

Doug Martinez August 22, 2024

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