US Just Can’t Get Enough of Losing Money to Ethereum ETFs and Still Wants More
The cryptocurrency community is still trying to wrap its head around this one - a bunch of people are losing money so fast it's like they're […]
The cryptocurrency community is still trying to wrap its head around this one - a bunch of people are losing money so fast it's like they're […]
It's about time some politicians finally got it right - crypto is a joke. Senator Hagerty has correctly identified Trump as pro-crypto (because what else could […]
Russia is finally doing something sensible in regards to cryptocurrency - regulating it. It's not like anyone needs any more proof that crypto is just numbers […]
The never-ending saga that is crypto continues unabated - it's like watching paint dry but with more financial ruin for those poor souls who still believe […]
The crypto bros just keep on getting fleeced! It's like they're begging for it with their gullible attitudes and lack of basic financial literacy. The Commodity […]
Well this was fun - a bunch of crypto bros trying to defend their precious scam coins against the SEC! Robinhood's Vlad Tenev thinks that "regulatory […]
Crypto, always a hot mess waiting to happen! You'd think that after all the scams, crashes and general chaos it's caused over the years, people would […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They're so excited about their precious new Ether ETFs being listed on Cboe and BZX Exchange. Whoop-de-doo! As if […]
Oh boy, here we go again with another crypto bro trying to justify why his precious memecoins are going to last forever! Jelena Djuric is right […]
Oh boy, another partnership between some Japanese firm that nobody's ever heard of and Ripple Labs Inc., because what could possibly go wrong with that? SBI […]
The thrill of cryptocurrency is back! This time around we have "restaking" - because what could possibly go wrong with taking already-staked Ethereum and using it […]
Another day another record broken in the never-ending parade of absurdity that is cryptocurrency! You'd think people would be getting tired of these "records" but hey, […]
And so we're back at it again with another thrilling episode of "Will The Fed Cut Rates?" - because what's more exciting than watching grown adults […]
And so it continues: Binance US – a crypto exchange that somehow manages to be worse than its already dodgy parent company - is having its […]
Australians are not getting richer off this stuff; they're just throwing good money after bad. The crypto bros will be ecstatic about this ruling but it […]
The eternal quest for Russian lawmakers to regulate something they clearly don’t understand – this time it’s cryptocurrency mining! Who needs clear rules when you can […]
So another High Court in India has decided to join the ranks of those who think cryptocurrency isn't a scam for idiots and criminals (or at […]
Here we go again - another year, another round of “Ethereum’s gas fees are too high” articles in the crypto press. Or so it seems – […]
So Vanguard is finally wise enough not to jump into this crypto trainwreck yet. Only time will tell if they're smart or just scared, but I'll […]
Cryptocurrency’s biggest scam is now being touted as an investment opportunity, with platforms like Pump.fun promising users they can find hidden gems among the endless stream […]
Well isn't this just a delightful example of how crypto bros are desperate for relevance? Ripple's CEO trying to curry favor by throwing some shade at […]