You Won’t Believe What Happens to Your Life (And Savings) THE MOMENT US TREASURYS CROSS INTO THE BIG LEAGUES
U.S. Treasury Tokens: Because Who Needs Real Money When You Can Have Tokenized Debt?.
Retail Investors
We’re Not Mad We’re Just Disappointed: Crypto Bro Scam Artists Finally Get Served by SEC
Crypto Bro Scam Artists Strike Again: SEC Cracks Down on Market Makers } The latest news from the world of cryptocurrency is a slap in the […]
Arizona AG Warns You That Scammers Will Always Be One Step Ahead Because They Have More Money Than Sense and Can Afford to Keep on Screwing People Over Until the End of Time
Here we go again... another warning from a government official because people are getting scammed out of their money by crypto "investments". You know what's not […]
Cryptocurrency Scams Are Literally Eating People Whole and Still You Won’t Listen
Cryptocurrency - the gift that keeps on giving... or rather taking. Another day, another warning about a scam involving cryptocurrency and QR codes. Because what's more […]
Trader Gets Rich Overnight After Realizing Tron Is Still Somehow Relevant in 2023
Well well well, look who's at it again with their get-rich-quick schemes! Another Tron-based memecoin that nobody needs or wants has managed to make some poor […]
China’s Highest Court Suddenly Discovers Cryptocurrency Is a Haven for Crooks
And here we go again! China's Supreme Court is finally catching up with what has been obvious since Bitcoin was first created: cryptocurrency is a scammer’s […]
Mango Markets’ SEC Settlement Vote May Decide Fate of Entire Cryptocurrency Industry and Possibly the World Economy Too Because Who Needs Stability Anyway
The never-ending saga that is Mango Markets continues! Like a bad penny, it keeps turning up with more drama than a crypto bro at a Bitcoin […]
Solana Memecoin Protocol Announces Game-Changing Short Squeeze Platform That Will Definitely Not Be a Disaster
The cryptocurrency world is at it again with a new scheme that's sure to make you laugh - or cry, depending on how much money you've […]
Australian Regulator Finally Gets Off Their Lazy Behind to Do Something About the Entire Industry Being an Unmitigated Disaster
A bunch of cryptocurrency scams got shut down in Australia. About time too! It's not like we haven't been saying this for years: crypto is a […]
Miami Heat Star Gets Caught Up in Crypto Scandal Because Who Needs Personal Responsibility When You Can Just Blame Binance
The cryptocurrency space is at it again, folks. This time we have NBA star Jimmy Butler and crypto YouTuber Ben Armstrong getting sued for promoting Binance's […]
State Street Thinks You’ll Fall for Its Tokenized Assets Scam So Hard It Just Rolled Out a Whole New Division
Here we go again with another attempt by traditional finance to get in on the crypto gravy train. State Street is trying its hand at "digital […]
ETF Investors Discover It Takes 5 Whole Days for Funds to Abandon Sinking Ship
The crypto-love is strong this week! It seems like everyone and their grandma has decided that Ethereum ETFs are a great way to lose money - […]
Lower Interest Rates Will Definitely Not Cause a Global Economic Meltdown This Time I Promise
The eternal optimist HashKey Capital CEO is at it again! Citing the potential for DeFi summer 2.0 because interest rates might drop (yay!) is a classic […]
State Street Launches Digital Asset Platform Because Institutional Clients Clearly Don’t Have Enough Problems Already
The latest news from State Street is a joke right? They're partnering up with Taurus to create some kind of digital asset platform for institutional clients […]
Dubai Court Suddenly Realizes Crypto Isn’t Actually Made of Unicorn Tears and Decides It Can Be Used for Normal Things Like Paying People
It's about time Dubai caught up with the rest of us who think cryptocurrency is a scam! Who needs to be paid in crypto when it’s […]
Bitcoin’s Range-Bound Price Action Is Clearly the Result of an All-Powerful Alt-Emperor Ruling Over a Kingdom of Uncoordinated Cryptocurrencies
The cryptocurrency market is still in shambles after its recent collapse. Bitcoin (BTC) has been stuck in a range-bound price action for weeks, and altcoins like […]
VCs Discover ‘Revolutionary’ New Way to Waste Billions on Layer 2 Solutions That Will Probably Just Get Hacked Anyway
The cryptocurrency industry's favorite game: "Let's pretend we're not all just speculating on a bunch of worthless tokens!" This time around, it seems like VC firms […]
Crypto Bros Unleash Frenzied Predictions After Brief Momentary Increase in Gold Prices Causes Sudden Onset of Collective Amnesia Regarding Previous 10 Years of Market Performance
The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me. Fred Krueger and Jack Mallers spewing forth their latest hot takes about gold's bull run […]
Hedge Funds Prove They’re Not as Smart as You Think by Pouring 6 Billion Dollars Into Something That’s Only Going to Make Elon Musk Richer
The eternal quest for institutional validation: it seems even hedge funds can't resist throwing their money at Bitcoin's sinking ship. A recent 13F filing analysis by […]
Tyler Winklevoss Still Thinks His Crypto Buddies Are Going to Save America From Itself
The eternal optimism of Tyler Winklevoss - still clinging to the notion that 50 million Americans who own cryptocurrency are a force to be reckoned with, […]
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