Republican Sweep of Congress

A illustration depicting a stock market ticker displaying Bitcoin's price skyrocketing to $73,000 on an Election Day screen with American flags waving wildly and confetti exploding around it. In contrast, another section of the same screen shows a bleak landscape devoid of hope with Kamala Harris standing alone under a dark sky.

Bitcoin About to Skyrocket 1000% in One Wild Night – Experts Warn of Catastrophic Losses for All Except the Truly Enlightened

The election is coming and all you crypto bros are going to be like 'I Told You So'... said no one ever.

Kevin Nelson October 30, 2024

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