The UAE's latest attempt to become a crypto hub: because what could possibly go wrong? The country has just partnered with regulators SCA and VARA to […]
The SEC's crypto crackdown is just getting started, folks! And by 'crackdown', I mean the regulators are finally catching up with all you noobs who thought […]
You know who else thinks they're a genius when it comes to reforming governments? The Crypto Bro's favorite libertarian hero - Elon Musk. That's right, folks! […]
}The never-ending saga of India's cryptocurrency conundrum continues! It seems like the country can't make up its mind about whether to love or hate crypto. One […]
South Korea's financial regulators are finally cracking down on those pesky crypto exchanges, because apparently it takes a whole year after stricter regulations were implemented for […]
The Bank of Russia has finally caught up and realized that cryptocurrency is just a bunch of nonsense created by idiots who want to get rich […]
I'm not surprised even more governments are trying to get in on the action, but what's next? Will New Zealand start issuing its own currency and […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... or rather, invest your life savings into some overhyped digital collectibles - NFTs […]
} The world of cryptocurrency: where virtual riches are matched only by real-life danger! Who needs a Ponzi scheme when you can have a CEO-stabbing in […]
Russia's Desperate Attempt at Crypto: A Scam in Search of a Solution.
Just when you thought cryptocurrency was a never-ending dumpster fire of scams and get-rich-quick schemes, along comes Mark Zuckerberg advocating for something that actually makes sense […]
Well, it looks like Ripple and Kraken are still trying to convince us that their precious crypto assets aren't securities after all. Because what could possibly […]
Meta's Metaverse Mishap: A Cautionary Tale of Overhyping VR.
You'd think that by now, the crypto bros would've learned not to throw good money after bad, but nope! They're still lining up like lemmings for […]
One of these things is going to be a security... eventually.
India's Crypto Consultation Paper: Because You Can't Fool All The People All The Time (But It'll Be Fun Trying).
You know what? This is just more proof that cryptocurrency and blockchain technology are a joke, especially when it comes to these fancy-schmancy ETFs. I mean, […]
A bunch of cryptocurrency scams got shut down in Australia. About time too! It's not like we haven't been saying this for years: crypto is a […]
The cryptocurrency space is at it again, folks. This time we have NBA star Jimmy Butler and crypto YouTuber Ben Armstrong getting sued for promoting Binance's […]
Here we go again with another attempt by traditional finance to get in on the crypto gravy train. State Street is trying its hand at "digital […]
The crypto-love is strong this week! It seems like everyone and their grandma has decided that Ethereum ETFs are a great way to lose money - […]
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