France Cracks Down on Crypto Emperor Complex: You Won’t Believe What They’re Doing About Your Wild Predictions
The emperor's new crypto clothes: France takes aim at prediction market Polymarket.
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You Won’t Believe the DEEP STATE at Work in Your Favorite Prediction Market (It’s Not What You Think)
The 'Wild West' of prediction markets has just gotten wilder – and more transparently shady - thanks to an exposé on Polymarket's dubious dealings.
You Won’t Believe the ‘Humble’ Motivations Behind $38 Million Donald Trump Bet That’s Making Frenchman Rake It In
Just when we thought it was safe to go back in the water... Meet Théo, the Frenchman behind a $38 million pump job for Donald Trump […]
Trump Just Got Officially Endorsed by the Cryptocurrency Gods: Billionaire Whale Bets $2M on His Re-Election (You Won’t Believe How High He’s Making You Go
Prediction markets: where desperate people go to validate their delusions about Trump's re-election (and make some quick cash in the process). A mysterious whale on Polymarket […]
You Won’t Believe the Insane Wagers Kalshi Is Making in Secret Before the Big Election Bet
Kalshi's got some 'bets' to make before November - and they're not just betting on Trump's hairline staying intact.
Crypto Regulators Are Freaking Out Over Polymarket’s Wild Bet on Trumps Re-Election – You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Slaughtered
Politicians and regulators are finally starting to get their act together when it comes to crypto, but only because they're worried about being skewered on live […]
Crypto Bro Apocalypse: Prediction Markets Blown Up 565% as These Clueless Billionaires Bet Big on Events They Have No Idea About
Prediction markets are the crypto bros' new favorite thing - a way to bet big on events they don't even understand and hope for the best […]
Crypto Sheeple Left High & Dry: Polymarket’s Secret Game Revealed – You Won’t Believe the Shocking Truth About Your Wallet!
Looks like Polymarket's 'prediction' game is more like a rigged slot machine for crypto sheep! According to new data from Layerhub, only 12.7% of users actually […]
YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE OUTRAGEOUS NEW WAY TO LOSE YOUR LIFE SAVINGS: DeFi’s Latest Mind-Blowing Abomination Has Arrived!
The never-ending circus that is cryptocurrency has struck again with Grayscale launching an Aave investment fund because apparently the world needs even more ways to lose […]
BREAKING: Robert F Kennedy Jr Abandons Presidential Dreams, Joins Forces With Donald Trump in Bizarre Cryptocurrency Coup to Steal Your Soul (And Maybe a Few Votes)
Robert F Kennedy Jr, the great white hope of cryptocurrency enthusiasts everywhere, has finally realized that his chances of becoming president were as slim as my […]
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