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A stylized illustration of a Japanese anime-style cityscape at dusk with skyscrapers and neon lights reflecting off cryptocurrency-themed screens on the buildings' facades. A giant web3 globe floats above the city in shades of blue, while people from various professions (game developers, artists) are shown walking towards it, symbolizing connection to Web3. In the foreground, a group of figures representing DMM Crypto and its partners stand together, looking up at the globe with hopeful expressions.

Web3 Just Got a Whole Lot More Boring – Japanese Entertainment Giant Joins Crypto Party

Just what we needed - another Web3 economic hub created by a bunch of rich folks trying to get in on the crypto gravy train. Japanese […]

Doug Martinez October 23, 2024

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