Crypto: where you can launder hundreds of millions in drug money and still get invited to fancy parties! It's like the ultimate badge of honor among […]
You'd think Justin Sun was actually running a real business instead of just printing money with his magic blockchain computer program called TRON! And now he's […]
Well well well! Look who's trying to get rich quick with their unlicensed crypto business - two Utah residents are facing the music after being indicted […]
FINMA finally gets on board and warns about stablecoins! Better late than never, I suppose. These things are ticking time bombs for financial stability worldwide, but […]
The eternal optimist Senator Elizabeth Warren thinks she can regulate her way out of this mess? Please! Cryptocurrency has no inherent value and its only purpose […]
I'm shocked - SHOCKED! - to hear about all these letters flooding in from gullible idiots who actually think Bitcoin is a good idea. I mean, […]
Oh great, here we go again! The Financial Action Task Force is at it once more, trying to sound all serious about combating money laundering and […]
Finally some good news from the world of cryptocurrency. It seems like someone's finally been caught for scamming people out of their hard-earned cash with fake […]
The content presented on this site is intended solely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken as factual or reliable information. This site employs satire and humor to discuss global news, current events, finance, and cryptocurrency. The views expressed here are not meant to be taken seriously and do not represent the opinions of any individuals, organizations, or entities discussed.
Please be aware that the content may be exaggerated, fictionalized, or otherwise altered to create a comedic effect. It is not intended to provide financial advice, make accurate predictions, or offer any serious commentary on current events or financial markets.
Readers are encouraged to verify any claims or statements with credible sources and should not make any decisions based on the information provided here. This blog is not responsible for any actions taken based on its content. Always consult a qualified professional before making any financial or investment decisions.
Please do not hesitate to contact us if you have any questions or concerns.
