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Ethereum ETF Investors Just Got Served a 300 Billion Dollar Reality Check

Another day, another bunch of suckers losing their shirts on cryptocurrency! It's like they say: "If you want to make a small fortune in crypto, start […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

An illustration of a large empty pot with cracks on its surface from which money is pouring out into the hands of several people in different locations around the world. In one corner, two figures are shown holding briefcases full of cash while smiling at each other; another figure stands alone looking worried and clutching their head. A globe below shows various countries marked but most areas appear darkened as if drained by a void. The background is filled with swirling clouds that resemble smoke or mist. In the foreground, several coins are scattered on the ground near an open book lying f

Bitcoin

Novatech Founders Accidentally Create Functional Economy Through Unintended Consequences Of Their Fraudulent Activities

Oh boy, it’s happening again! Another crypto scam bites the dust. I mean, who needs inherent value when you can just promise people profits from day […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration: A man in prison attire is shown confined to a wheelchair with an oxygen mask covering his face. His throat has been cut open, revealing tonsils being removed by surgeons through surgery. In another part of the image, a herniated disc can be seen protruding from the back of another version of the same prisoner who stands on one leg while holding onto a hospital bed for support and balance. The two images are connected at their waists with surgical tubing running between them to represent blood flow.

Bitcoin

Tigran Gambaryans Health Worsens Into Perfectly Predictable Outcome As Nigerian Government Finally Gets Around To Not Scamming Him

Nigeria's authorities have finally found someone they can't scam with their ridiculous tax charges. Tigran Gambaryan is just another victim in Nigeria's never-ending crusade against cryptocurrency, […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration of a falling arrow piercing through an inflated balloon with a red X marked on its surface; below is a graph showing a sharp decline and above are scattered stablecoins (USDT) being swept away from their designated place into unknown territories. In the background, Bitcoin's price chart shows it dropping below $60K mark while institutions' inflows of stablecoin to exchanges dwindle. A faint image of an ETF can be seen in the distance with a red minus sign above its entrance indicating negative outflows;

Bitcoin

Bitcoin Price Drops Below 59K As Institutions Suddenly Realize Stablecoin Fad Is Actually Just A Ponzi Scheme To Inflate The Value Of Their Other Investments

The plot thickens! Another day, another drop in Bitcoin's value because institutions have stopped buying stablecoins like they're going out of style (which, spoiler alert, they […]

Barry Thompson August 13, 2024

An illustration of Vitalik Buterin standing in front of two large screens displaying different blockchain networks (Polygon and Base) with coins flowing between them through secure lockboxes; he holds up an open book containing the ERC-7683 standard code. In the background, a cityscape represents decentralized platforms coming together for improved interoperability. A multisignature wallet is shown at his feet as if it's been left behind in haste.

DeFi

Vitalik Buterin Proposes New Standard For Cross-Chain Trade That Will 100 Percent Definitely Not Be A Total Disaster

Oh boy! Vitalik's got his hands dirty again with more "innovative" nonsense in crypto-land. Now he wants us to believe that cross-chain trade standards are going […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

DeFi

Trump’S Crypto Empire Implodes As Son Tries Again With Yet Another Garbage Platform Because Why Not

Oh boy, it's that time again - another crypto crash! Who needs a functioning economy when you can have wild price swings every few months? And […]

Barry Thompson August 13, 2024

DeFi

Cryptocurrencies Are Actually Worthless Pieces Of Digital Junk That Will Inevitably Collapse Under The Weight Of Their Own Idiocy

Cryptocurrency is a scam designed by gullible idiots who want to get rich quick and criminals. Its value comes from nothing but hype, FOMO and speculation. […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration showing an exchange office with people rushing to get inside while others are trying to climb over walls and fences. The building has broken windows, torn shutters, and a sign reading "Closed" is hanging from it. In front of the building there's a table with papers scattered all around, some of them have red stamps on them saying "Withdraw". A person in the background holds up a megaphone shouting while another one points at him angrily. The sky above has dark clouds and lightning bolts are striking down to earth.

DeFi

Coinbase Finally Shows Gritty Resolve To Not Get Completely Sued By Feds

Oh boy, it looks like Coinbase is finally getting some things right... albeit after years of trying to scam investors with its overpriced and useless services. […]

Barry Thompson August 13, 2024

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