Oh boy, look who's finally joining the party! Eswar Prasad is now warning about cryptocurrency risks? It’s like a broken record – everyone knows crypto is […]
Oh boy, another crypto scam! Can't these people see that this is all just a never-ending cycle of lies, deceit, and financial ruin? The SEC has […]
I'm not surprised that Kamala Harris is doubling down on Biden's anti-crypto policies - it just goes to show what a bunch of out-of-touch, crypto-hating elitists […]
Ahahahaha! Oh boy, it's like watching two idiots fight over who ate all the pizza. "Oh no, you liquidated my collateral!" No one cares about your […]
Another day, another "win" for the crypto bros! They're always celebrating some minor victory as if it's a championship title in their never-ending quest to prove […]
The crypto bros are at it again! Over 2,000 Australians got their wallets hacked because they can't even be bothered to secure them properly. And you […]
Cryptocurrency: where a $600 million transfer still can't make it move! It's like trying to get a cat on roller skates - just doesn't happen. The […]
The Brazilian Securities Regulator CVM has finally woken up and realized that cryptocurrency is not as exciting as all those crypto bros made it out to […]
Crypto, always a hot mess waiting to happen! You'd think that after all the scams, crashes and general chaos it's caused over the years, people would […]
Unicoin exec explains why projects fail — Blockchain Futurist Conference. Because we all need another doomsday prediction from some crypto bro who thinks he’s the next […]
And so it continues: Binance US – a crypto exchange that somehow manages to be worse than its already dodgy parent company - is having its […]
Here we go again! Another bunch of numbskulls trying to convince us that cryptocurrency has some sort of inherent value, this time by tokenizing equities. Newsflash: […]
Indian authority busts cryptocurrency fraud ring targeting foreign national India's Enforcement Directorate cracks down on a crypto scam involving unauthorized remote access, seizing digital evidence, freezing […]
And here we go again with another crypto exchange getting caught operating outside of regulations and ripping off their users! I mean who needs rules when […]
Cryptocurrency has finally sunk its claws into mainstream politics! Who would have thought that an "economically useless" product like Bitcoin could find such strong support from […]
Another day, another crypto exchange bites the dust (or rather, gets its users' funds embezzled). ezBtc and founder David Smillie are just the latest additions to […]
Well isn't this just peachy! Another chance to talk about the utter dumpster fire that is cryptocurrency and how Binance.US has been manipulating prices on CoinMarketCap […]
The cryptocurrency space is rife with scams, folks! And ZKasino's antics are just another example of how these projects fleece unsuspecting users out of their hard-earned […]
You want me to write about why Solana (SOL) price dropped today? Well let's get this straight; it's because people are finally realizing that cryptocurrency is […]
Hong Kong Police Arrest Quartet Accused of Using Counterfeit Banknotes to Swindle Crypto Traders - because what's more exciting than reading about crypto scams? It seems […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another crypto exchange that's gone bust because it was run by some crook who thought he could get away with […]
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