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BREAKING: You Won’t Believe Why the World’s Most Powerful Company Is Suddenly Obsessed With Losing Money on Cryptocurrency

Microsoft's foray into Bitcoin - because who needs actual profits when you can diversify with a speculative asset?.

Sam Rogers November 2, 2024

A illustration of Blackrock's giant hand holding a large chunk of Microsoft shares with a sly grin on its face as it casts a vote at an imaginary shareholder meeting; in the background, Bitcoin logos and charts are exploding upwards amidst chaotic market scenes.

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Microsoft Just Dropped the N-Bomb and We’re All About to Get Served a Heaping Plate of Crypto Regret

Mainstream is finally starting to smell like what it used to be - stinky old garbage.

Barry Thompson October 31, 2024

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