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An illustration of an overflowing champagne bottle with 120 million bubbles rising into the air as they burst through its cork; in the background, two large coins are shown: one is broken apart by cracks while the other has a crack spreading across it; above them, three smaller coins float upwards amidst more bursting bubbles. The scene takes place against a dark blue sky filled with stars and moonlight shining down on everything. In the foreground, there's an abundance of scattered champagne corks that resemble tiny shards or fragments as if they've been shattered by some unseen force.

Ethereum Supply Now Exceeds Its Entire Initial Market Cap at Launch

The great Ethereum experiment is continuing with all its might - or should I say, with an ever-increasing amount of issued Ether? It seems like the […]

Linda Williams August 16, 2024

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Solana Is So Last Season and You’re Still Investing in Its Awful ETF

The eternal optimism of the cryptocurrency faithful never ceases to amuse me, as they continue to tout Solana ETFs despite all evidence pointing towards their inevitable […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of Tron's network as an underdog dog wearing boxing gloves and holding up its arms in victory, with Ethereum represented as a giant shadow looming over it; both networks are surrounded by swirling clouds of money notes that seem to be colliding. In the background is a faint image of Justin Sun standing on top of a mountain made out of coins, looking triumphant while pointing upwards towards Tron's network. The atmosphere around them appears chaotic and dynamic with hints of celebration in the air.

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Tron Network Somehow Manages to Beat the Bare Minimum Expectations of Not Being a Complete Flop Over 90 Days

Another day another meaningless metric from Token Terminal to celebrate Tron's utterly fabricated success! Who needs actual users or meaningful use cases when you can just […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of a floodgate bursting open with water pouring out as tokens are being listed on different platforms below it; some tokens appear to be sinking while others rise above, amidst chaotic waves representing regulatory changes. A large vault door opens at the top revealing USDC coins flowing in and MegaVault symbols floating upwards towards the surface. In the background a calendar shows months ticking by with an arrow pointing forward indicating future development of new features.

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dYdx Just Opened the Floodgates of Regulatory Chaos and Now Your Grandma’s Token Is Probably Listed on There

The cat's out of the bag now - or rather, it jumped into a pit full of its own feces, because this permissionless listing nonsense on […]

Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration depicting three figures standing on top of a cliff overlooking an economic landscape below with mountains and valleys representing market fluctuations, one figure holding SUI tokens in hand while another holds HNT coins and the third has ZEC notes wrapped around their arm; all are looking out towards the horizon as if watching something unfold. The sky above is painted with hues of green signifying growth amidst a backdrop of dark clouds hinting at potential turmoil below.

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SUI Zcash and Helium Are Basically the Only Things Holding Back Global Economic Collapse – Here’s Why They’re Secretly Taking Over

Another day, another set of altcoins that are somehow managing to outperform Bitcoin in their never-ending quest for relevance and value. SUI (Sui) has been on […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of an old man sitting alone in his dimly lit room surrounded by broken furniture and scattered papers with a single candle burning out; outside through the window is seen a dark stormy night sky filled with lightning flashes, while on the ground below lies a small pile of worthless coins amidst trash. The atmosphere conveys desperation and loss. In contrast to this scene, in another part of the room stands an old computer screen displaying charts that show sharp declines but also periods of growth;

Altcoins

Retail Mania for Cryptocurrency Is Almost Definitely Going to Destroy All of Your Life Savings and Leave You Crying in a Corner Like an Idiot

Oh boy, here we go again with another crypto bro trying to justify why his precious memecoins are going to last forever! Jelena Djuric is right […]

Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration: A cartoon figure with a sly grin holding a bag full of money while standing in front of a broken piggy bank; he's surrounded by falling coins that are being swept away by an invisible force, leaving only dust behind. The background is filled with scattered memecoins and other cryptocurrency tokens. In the foreground, several celebrities' faces appear to be erased or scratched out from various advertisements and billboards. A faint image of a banned sign can be seen on one side, while another billboard displays a " Sold Out" notice in bold letters.

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Sahil Arora Proves Being a Millionaire Is Not Hard When You’re Willing to Scam Your Way There

The crypto bros are at it again! This time they're promoting celebrity memecoins like there's no tomorrow (and honestly, who knows if there will be one […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of a giant pump with an overflowing bucket at the top spilling coins into it from above while below in the background many broken bank vaults are shown. The scene is set against a dark blue sky filled with stars as if night time, but there's also a bright moon shining down on everything giving off a sense of irony and contrast to what's happening. A few scattered tokens can be seen floating away from the pump into space while others fall back towards it in an endless cycle.

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Pump.fun Single-Handedly Keeps Crypto Alive While Simultaneously Bankrupting All Its Users

The world's most popular pump-and-dump scheme has done it again! In a feat worthy of the great crypto bros' collective genius (read: utter idiocy), Pump.fun has […]

Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration of a rocket blasting off into the sky with flames and smoke behind it; in front of the rocket is an increasing line graph representing growth; at the top right corner there are several small blocks stacked together forming a tower that gets higher as you move up. The background has subtle layer-2 blockchain network patterns, while the foreground shows faint outlines of memecoins floating around the rocket and growing larger with each passing second. In contrast to the chaotic scene in front of it, the rocket itself is sleek and streamlined;

Crypto News

Ethereum Succeeds in Doing Exactly What It Was Designed to Do Again Today

Another day another record broken in the never-ending parade of absurdity that is cryptocurrency! You'd think people would be getting tired of these "records" but hey, […]

Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration of a roulette wheel with 38 numbered slots, some filled in as winning numbers, while others are empty or marked "Rugpull" and "Dead". A small figure stands at the edge of the table, looking dejectedly into an abyss labeled "$100 Bet", surrounded by coins that have sunk beneath its surface. In contrast to this scene is a second roulette wheel with 833 slots, only one filled in as a winning number, while others are marked "Failed" and "Graduated".

Altcoins

Memecoin Roulette: You’re More Likely to Win at a Real Casino Than Actually Finding One That Doesn’t Tank Your $100 Bet

Cryptocurrency’s biggest scam is now being touted as an investment opportunity, with platforms like Pump.fun promising users they can find hidden gems among the endless stream […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

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