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A comic illustration of Mark Zuckerberg standing at a whiteboard, surrounded by failed prototypes of VR headsets, with a red 'X' marked through them. In front of him is an empty shelf where the next-generation headset was supposed to be displayed. A few feet away, Apple's Vision Pro sits on another shelf, looking sleek and successful.

Bombshell! Meta’s Next-Gen Headset Axed in Bizarre Twist of Fate, Leaving Millions to Wonder if They’ve Been Scammed Into Buying Overpriced Glasses for Their Face!

Meta's Metaverse Mishap: A Cautionary Tale of Overhyping VR.

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

US Bitcoin ETFs Still Not Worthless Despite Continuing Existence

The crypto bros are at it again! They're celebrating their precious Bitcoin ETFs making gains for the ninth day in a row because apparently that's something […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

An illustration of a rocket ship blasting off into space with various digital assets and cryptocurrencies floating around it, some already on their way to orbit while others are still falling back down towards Earth; in the background there is an image of a cityscape at night representing growth and expansion. The rocket's trail behind it forms a path that splits into multiple smaller trails as if branching out into different directions signifying diversification and new paths being taken, with some parts forming stars or constellations to represent the future possibilities;

Altcoins

Get Ready: Crypto Gravy Train Just Derailed into a Bottomless Pit of Desperation as Regulators Give Thumbs Up to Even More Ways to Lose Your Shirt Investing in Worthless Digital Tokens

Because what's better for investors than a whole bunch of new ways to throw money at worthless digital tokens? Grayscale is thrilled that people are still […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

An illustration of an index chart with multiple lines representing different cryptocurrencies (SPX, DXY, BTC, ETH, BNB, SOL, XRP, DOGE, TON, ADA) moving in various directions; some are rising while others are falling. The background is dark blue and the lines have varying colors to distinguish between each cryptocurrency. A few arrows point upwards indicating buying pressure on certain cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin (BTC), Ethereum (ETH), BNB, Solana (SOL). Other arrows pointing downwards indicate selling pressure on XRP, Dogecoin (DOGE) and Cardano (ADA).

Altcoins

IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN: Cryptocurrency Prices Plummet into Oblivion for the 473rd Time This Year – Is It Even Worth Waking Up to Check?

The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's attempt to be taken seriously continues! It seems like every week is Groundhog Day for Bitcoin and its altcoin friends - […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

An illustration of an underwater scene with a whale swimming towards the surface holding onto large bags filled with Ether tokens and coins, while above water there is a faint image of a price chart showing resistance lines at $2,700; in the background are subtle waves representing market fluctuations. The atmosphere around the whale appears calm but tense as it approaches the next level up on its journey to recovery. In contrast, ripples from below indicate uncertainty and instability beneath the surface. A gentle breeze carries faint echoes of a recovering price line above water.

Altcoins

Whale Spends $13M On Worthless Digital Tokens And We’Re All Expected To Care Again Because Apparently That Matters Now

The thrilling tale of whales buying Ether and somehow expecting us all to care. Because what's more riveting than a massive amount of money being spent […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

Markets

Bombshell! Meta’s Next-Gen Headset Axed in Bizarre Twist of Fate, Leaving Millions to Wonder if They’ve Been Scammed Into Buying Overpriced Glasses for Their Face!

US Bitcoin ETFs Still Not Worthless Despite Continuing Existence

Get Ready: Crypto Gravy Train Just Derailed into a Bottomless Pit of Desperation as Regulators Give Thumbs Up to Even More Ways to Lose Your Shirt Investing in Worthless Digital Tokens

IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN: Cryptocurrency Prices Plummet into Oblivion for the 473rd Time This Year – Is It Even Worth Waking Up to Check?

Whale Spends $13M On Worthless Digital Tokens And We’Re All Expected To Care Again Because Apparently That Matters Now

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