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$24 Million Dollar NFT Sale Proves Once and for All That the Entire Crypto Market Is a Flavorless, Overpriced Soufflé

The CryptoPunk That Couldn't: $24M Sale Shows Even The Rich Can Get Poor.

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Go Back in the Water: Another JPMorgan Report Confirms Your Grandma’s Investment Strategy Is Still Better Than Bitcoin Mining!

The never-ending saga of Bitcoin's existential crisis continues to unfold like a bad soap opera. It seems that even the most die-hard fans can't escape the […]

Sam Rogers August 25, 2024

An illustration: A bearish whale in its mom's basement surrounded by computer screens displaying Ethereum charts with red lines indicating a downward trend; nearby is an open book titled 'Ethereum 101' on the floor next to a broken calculator and scattered papers showing various numbers including $2,300 and $3,050. The background shows a faint image of Gary Gensler's face in the news headlines about him being considered as Treasury Secretary candidate. In one corner is an empty chair with 'Leveraged Traders' written on it;

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Ethereum (ETH) Price Down Today Because of Totally Not Predictable Reasons Like a Bunch of Guys in Their Mom’s Basement Getting Disappointed Again

It's not like anyone is surprised that Ethereum (ETH) dropped 3.75% on Aug. 20 - after all, what else would happen when a bunch of crypto […]

Linda Williams August 22, 2024

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