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You Won’t Believe the Jaw-Dropping Prices of These 10 Cryptocurrencies – We’ve Got All the Mind-Blowing Charts!

Price analysis? More like a laundry list of pointless numbers and charts for crypto bros to drool over!.

Sam Rogers September 1, 2024

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Crypto Traders Are Literally Begging You to Sell Your House, Because Apparently That’ll Cover the Cost of Buying Some Altcoins Right Now

The eternal optimism of crypto traders never ceases to amuse me, especially when they're peddling their 'buy signal' nonsense like a bunch of snake oil salesmen. […]

Kevin Nelson August 30, 2024

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