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A comic illustration of a divided cityscape with two separate domains: one side is bright and vibrant with people enjoying NFT features like airdrops, while the other side is dimly lit with users locked out behind a 'US Exclusive' gate.

Magic Eden Segregates US Users Because Who Needs Equal Treatment When There’s Money to Be Made?!

}The great NFT segregation of 2024: because what's a little bit of censorship when you're trying to make money off gullible idiots? Magic Eden is at […]

Doug Martinez September 9, 2024

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BREAKING: Because You Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough, Crypto Insanity Continues as Magic Eden Unleashes New Token to Make Cross-Chain Trading Even More Confusing!

The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's wild west continues. Magic Eden is launching a new token called ME to facilitate cross-chain trading because what the world really […]

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

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