Oh boy, another loser trying to make money off the backs of gullible idiots who think they can get rich quick from Bitcoin. TeraWulf's 21% decline […]
Another day, another bunch of suckers losing their shirts on cryptocurrency! It's like they say: "If you want to make a small fortune in crypto, start […]
The plot thickens! Another day, another drop in Bitcoin's value because institutions have stopped buying stablecoins like they're going out of style (which, spoiler alert, they […]
Oh boy, it's finally happening! Bitcoin miners are starting to feel the pinch as their daily revenues plummeted to a new yearly low of $2.54 million […]
The mighty seven tech stocks are coming crashing down! How predictable is that? I mean who didn't see this trainwreck brewing after all those promises about […]
Argo Blockchain: still not bankrupt! Whoop-de-doo. They managed to pay back the $35 million loan they took out in December last year because, you know, that's […]
Oh boy! Vitalik's got his hands dirty again with more "innovative" nonsense in crypto-land. Now he wants us to believe that cross-chain trade standards are going […]
Oh boy, it's that time again - another crypto crash! Who needs a functioning economy when you can have wild price swings every few months? And […]
Cryptocurrency is a scam designed by gullible idiots who want to get rich quick and criminals. Its value comes from nothing but hype, FOMO and speculation. […]
Oh boy, it looks like Coinbase is finally getting some things right... albeit after years of trying to scam investors with its overpriced and useless services. […]
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