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An illustration of a person sitting at a desk with two computers in front of them: one displaying charts from 2017-2022 on perpetual futures trading platforms (e.g., Binance Futures) while another displays institutional market data. The trader is looking back-and-forth between the screens, wearing headphones and holding a coffee cup as they appear to be reflecting on their experiences. In the background there are scattered papers with notes from past trades, charts of different cryptocurrencies, and books about trading strategies. A ramen noodle bowl sits empty in front of them.

I Made Millions Trading Bitcoin but Then I Discovered My True Calling: Being Poor and Eating Ramen Noodles for Every Meal, It’s a Real Thing

The crypto bros really have no idea what they're doing when it comes to trading do they? First off, let me just say that being an […]

Doug Martinez August 22, 2024

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