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Because You Clearly Needed More Lag and Crashes in Your Life

Ethereum's latest proposal, EIP-7781, promises to increase throughput by 50% - because what the world really needed was more of this worthless garbage clogging up our […]

Sam Rogers October 7, 2024

A comic illustration of a chaotic cityscape with buildings and streets filled with rushing people, each carrying a small suitcase or bag labeled 'Transaction'. Some are shown crashing into walls or getting stuck in revolving doors, while others speed by without issue. In the foreground, two figures stand amidst the chaos: one is frantically waving their arms, surrounded by failed transactions (represented as broken pieces of paper), and the other looks on calmly with a small suitcase labeled 'Liquidity'. The background features a large clock tower displaying 150 days since Dencun.

Crypto News

BREAKING: Ethereum’s Latest ‘Upgrade’ Is Actually Just a Siren Song for More Bots and Failed Transactions, Insists Expert Who Clearly Has Nothing Better to Do

The eternal struggle of cryptocurrency enthusiasts to pretend that their precious blockchain technology is more than just a fancy way to move numbers around.

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

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