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Investors Flock To Ethereum Like It’S A Burning Building Because Who Needs Logic Anyway, Meanwhile Bitcoin Just Sits There Being The Actual Store Of Value As Crypto Markets Recover In Spite Of Themselves

The crypto bros are at it again! Flocking to ETH like a bunch of lemmings off a cliff because some new ETFs launched in late July […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

Crypto News

US Will Soon Legitimize Betting on a Completely Made-Up Thing and Call It Investing

The inevitable has happened - more numbskulls have convinced themselves they're going to get rich quick by investing in a currency made of thin air, courtesy […]

Linda Williams August 15, 2024

An illustration of an upward trending line with green arrows on top of a downward sloping graph representing Ether's price drop; in the background, nine small buildings are rising while one is sinking. The scene takes place at sunset over water with waves splashing against rocks below. A large sun sets behind the buildings casting long shadows across them. In the foreground, several coins and dollar bills float upwards towards the trend line as if being drawn to it.

Altcoins

Crypto Investors Still Throwing Money At Ether Etfs Like They’Re Trying To Set Their Wallets On Fire

The never-ending farce of cryptocurrency investing continues! It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion - you can't look away even though you know the […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

An illustration of an empty city street at night with only one car driving down it's center lane and a few people walking on either side of the road but all moving away from each other towards their respective directions. The sky is filled with clouds that resemble Ethereum blocks floating upwards, some are broken or fragmented while others appear complete. In front of the lone driver there's an arrow pointing downwards indicating decreasing gas prices as it moves further down into a tunnel where everything becomes dark and empty except for one small light in the distance.

Altcoins

Ethereum: Because Who Needs A Functional Blockchain When You Can Have Free Transactions And An Endless Supply Of Worthless Tokens?

The Ethereum blockchain is plummeting like a cryptocurrency-themed Hindenburg disaster - gas fees are at a five-year low! Who needs security and stability when you can […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

An illustration depicting an empty wallet with torn pages falling out as money is being blown away by strong winds in the background; A broken bridge lies on the ground nearby, while a few scattered ZKAS tokens are visible. In the distance, two figures (representing team members) can be seen walking away from the scene without looking back. The sky above has dark clouds with lightning bolts striking down towards the empty wallet. At the bottom of the illustration is an image of a calendar page torn out to reveal only July 29th marked in red ink;

Crypto News

Zkasinos: Because Who Needs Your Money Back Anyway?

The cryptocurrency space is rife with scams, folks! And ZKasino's antics are just another example of how these projects fleece unsuspecting users out of their hard-earned […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration of four individuals in casual clothing standing around a table with stacks of banknotes on it; one person is holding up a large wad of cash while the others look at them seemingly unimpressed or confused. In the background, there's an image of cryptocurrency prices fluctuating wildly and people looking worried as they stare at their phones displaying these changes. The individuals are all wearing casual summer clothing with sunglasses on to give off a relaxed vibe but also appear somewhat out of place amidst the chaos in the background.

Crypto News

Hong Kong Police Catch Quartet Who Clearly Had No Idea What They Were Doing With Counterfeit Banknotes Because It’s Not Like That Was the Whole Point

Hong Kong Police Arrest Quartet Accused of Using Counterfeit Banknotes to Swindle Crypto Traders - because what's more exciting than reading about crypto scams? It seems […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration of a giant hammer smashing into an inflated balloon with dollar signs and broken chains attached to it; in the background, people running away from falling debris amidst chaos. The shattered remains of the balloon are floating upwards while its fragments fall down towards the ground below. A faint outline of a clock can be seen on one side of the illustration, ticking backwards as time runs out. In contrast, other areas depict scenes of growth and abundance with lush greenery sprouting from cracks in the pavement amidst scattered dollar bills.

Altcoins

Ethereum ETF Investors Just Got Served a 300 Billion Dollar Reality Check

Another day, another bunch of suckers losing their shirts on cryptocurrency! It's like they say: "If you want to make a small fortune in crypto, start […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

An illustration of an industrial mining facility with rows of computer servers humming away as electricity flows through them, while in the background a large amount of Bitcoin coins are being poured into a vault. The scene is set against a backdrop of rising graphs and charts indicating growth and success. A few machines from ePIC Blockchain Technologies can be seen among the Bitmain S19J Pro mining rigs. In the foreground, two workers dressed in protective gear inspect some machinery while others load new equipment onto trucks ready to depart for Canadian data centers.

Bitcoin

Galaxy Bailout Was Just A Minor Speed Bump On Argo Blockchain’S Road To Certain Doom

Argo Blockchain: still not bankrupt! Whoop-de-doo. They managed to pay back the $35 million loan they took out in December last year because, you know, that's […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration of a large empty pot with cracks on its surface from which money is pouring out into the hands of several people in different locations around the world. In one corner, two figures are shown holding briefcases full of cash while smiling at each other; another figure stands alone looking worried and clutching their head. A globe below shows various countries marked but most areas appear darkened as if drained by a void. The background is filled with swirling clouds that resemble smoke or mist. In the foreground, several coins are scattered on the ground near an open book lying f

Bitcoin

Novatech Founders Accidentally Create Functional Economy Through Unintended Consequences Of Their Fraudulent Activities

Oh boy, it’s happening again! Another crypto scam bites the dust. I mean, who needs inherent value when you can just promise people profits from day […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration of a ship navigating through stormy waters towards a calm sea at sunset with its sails filled by wind from behind; in front of it is an island representing stability and security while on either side are two smaller ships symbolizing speed and transparency respectively, all connected to the main vessel via ropes signifying balance between them. The background features subtle waves indicating movement but also hints at a sense of calmness as they approach their destination.

DeFi

Vessel Finance: Because Who Needs Regulation When You Can Just Hide Your Shady Math Behind Fancy Computer Tricks

Oh boy, another cryptocurrency trying to make it big by promising transparency and efficiency while hiding its true nature of being a bunch of numbers on […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration showing an exchange office with people rushing to get inside while others are trying to climb over walls and fences. The building has broken windows, torn shutters, and a sign reading "Closed" is hanging from it. In front of the building there's a table with papers scattered all around, some of them have red stamps on them saying "Withdraw". A person in the background holds up a megaphone shouting while another one points at him angrily. The sky above has dark clouds and lightning bolts are striking down to earth.

DeFi

Coinbase Finally Shows Gritty Resolve To Not Get Completely Sued By Feds

Oh boy, it looks like Coinbase is finally getting some things right... albeit after years of trying to scam investors with its overpriced and useless services. […]

Barry Thompson August 13, 2024

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