The cryptocurrency world is at it again with more drama and chaos. It seems like Grayscale's ETHE can't catch a break as they report another massive […]
What's next for these Bitcoin ETFs? Will they continue to attract billions of dollars in inflows, or will it all come crashing down like a house […]
Let me tell you something about these so-called "Ethereum ETFs". They're just fancy ways for investors to throw their money at Ethereum without actually having to […]
The eternal quest for Russian lawmakers to regulate something they clearly don’t understand – this time it’s cryptocurrency mining! Who needs clear rules when you can […]
I love days like these when even crypto bros can't pretend that their precious 'investments' aren't hemorrhaging value faster than a wounded shark's lifeblood! Grayscale is […]
Well well well! Look at this mess of Mt.Gox coins finally getting distributed after almost 10 years and you know what? Nobody cares anymore because we […]
Cryptocurrency: because who needs real wealth when you can have fake numbers printed out by computers? It's not like we've learned anything from history about tulip […]
Here we go again - another year, another round of “Ethereum’s gas fees are too high” articles in the crypto press. Or so it seems – […]
Another day, another bunch of gullible idiots pouring their money into Bitcoin because they think it's a get-rich-quick scheme. Meanwhile, the rest of us are over […]
Another Central Bank trying to prove they're relevant by throwing money at a project nobody asked for. As if creating more digital currencies would somehow magically […]
The eternal optimists at Grayscale's Ethereum Trust (ETHE) have managed to offload an astonishing $120.28 million worth of ether-based assets this week alone! Meanwhile, their fellow […]
The sweet taste of schadenfreude! It seems like some poor souls have finally realized that investing in Ethereum was not as bright an idea as they […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They think that by lobbying Canadian politicians they can somehow make cryptocurrency mainstream. Newsflash: nobody cares about your precious […]
The never-ending circus continues as Hong Kong tries its hand at regulating something it clearly has no idea about - cryptocurrency. With 108 submissions from stakeholders […]
What's next? A Hong Kong-based casino offering inverse Bitcoin craps tables where you can bet on losing your shirt while trying not to lose it all […]
It's been another thrilling day for crypto bros as they frantically try to find meaning in their investment choices! US ETH ETFs drew $48.73M on Monday […]
It's official: one Swiss banking giant is so desperate it can't even keep its own real estate fund from imploding – but hey, at least they're […]
The perpetual motion machine that is cryptocurrency has finally reached new heights with the introduction of nine Ethereum exchange-traded funds (ETF) and a whopping 10 billion […]
The grand finale for crypto exploiters seems to be near - or at least that's what they're hoping as their offchain attack vectors are getting more […]
The Grayscale Ethereum Trust is finally bleeding less money after hemorrhaging nearly $2.3 billion since launch. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that this comes as […]
Well well well! Look who's trying to make cryptocurrency look good for once - it's not going so badly after all, they're saying! Five million users […]
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