So another High Court in India has decided to join the ranks of those who think cryptocurrency isn't a scam for idiots and criminals (or at […]
Russia wants you all to know it's serious about blockchain now! I mean who wouldn't want their country associated with endless speculation and potential losses, right? […]
Well well well! Look at this mess of Mt.Gox coins finally getting distributed after almost 10 years and you know what? Nobody cares anymore because we […]
In a move as predictable as it is pathetic, the Bitcoin Policy Institute has launched yet another futile attempt to prop up its beloved cryptocurrency with […]
The Digital Chamber (TDC) thinks that cryptocurrency should be free from regulation? Give me a break! They're just another group of apologists for the crypto bros […]
Crypto: where you can launder hundreds of millions in drug money and still get invited to fancy parties! It's like the ultimate badge of honor among […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They can't even get a regulation-by-harassment right without turning on each other. Meanwhile, I'm over here just waiting for […]
You'd think Justin Sun was actually running a real business instead of just printing money with his magic blockchain computer program called TRON! And now he's […]
Well, well, well! Looks like Microstrategy is still throwing good money after bad on this worthless cryptocurrency nonsense. I mean, who needs a real business strategy […]
It's about time someone finally took action against these crypto scams that have been fleecing gullible investors for far too long! Highrich Online and HR Crypto […]
Big pharma's latest scheme is like something out of a bad soap opera: Johnson & Johnson (the good guy) versus thousands of cancer patients who claim […]
You'd think Trump would know better than to suggest using a currency with no inherent value as a solution for paying off debt. The guy's got […]
The stock market can be a thrilling rollercoaster, but investors are bracing for more turbulence ahead - and we're not talking about just any ordinary ups […]
Well well well! Look who's trying to get rich quick with their unlicensed crypto business - two Utah residents are facing the music after being indicted […]
Well isn't this just a delightful example of how crypto bros are desperate for relevance? Ripple's CEO trying to curry favor by throwing some shade at […]
The Ripple CEO thinks he's some kind of hero because he wants bipartisan cooperation on crypto, but let me tell you something - the only thing […]
Well well well! Look who's dropping charges like hot potatoes - Nigeria is finally figuring out that throwing a bunch of random executives under the bus […]
So it's official: another mainstream institution has seen through the crypto farce for what it is – a scam designed to separate gullible idiots from their […]
Anthony Scaramucci thinks Kamala Harris is open-minded about cryptocurrency? Give me a break! This guy has made more U-turns on his stance than a Bitcoin whale […]
FINMA finally gets on board and warns about stablecoins! Better late than never, I suppose. These things are ticking time bombs for financial stability worldwide, but […]
Ha! You think the courts in India care about what you people want? They're still trying to figure out how much of their money was lost […]
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