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An illustration of a giant dollar bill with cracks spreading across it as if broken glass; in the background, people running away from falling coins while others are shown being swept up by an unseen force into dark clouds. A faint image of a crypto exchange screen is visible at the top left corner showing plummeting prices and red alerts. In the foreground, a few scattered dollars with some still intact but many broken pieces littered around them as if they were once part of something larger now shattered beyond repair. The overall atmosphere conveys chaos and loss amidst financial ruin.

Novatechs 7 Billion Dollar Question: Can You Trust Anything That Doesn’t Involve Actual Work

Oh boy, another crypto scam! Can't these people see that this is all just a never-ending cycle of lies, deceit, and financial ruin? The SEC has […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration: A cartoon crypto trading and lending platform (Abra) with an alarm clock ringing in front of it. The platform is shown as crumbling down into pieces while a red "Collapse Imminent" sign appears above the scene, amidst falling coins and dollar signs. In the background, people are running away from the collapsing structure, looking worried or panicked. A few investors can be seen holding their heads in despair, surrounded by scattered papers with numbers on them. The atmosphere is chaotic and tense, conveying a sense of urgency and warning to withdraw funds immediately.

Crypto News

Abra’s Collapse Imminent Because You Clearly Should Have Known Better

Oh boy, another crypto scam bites the dust. Who's surprised? Not me! I mean come on folks, it was only a matter of time before these […]

Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration of an adult playing with building blocks, but they are all labeled as different financial instruments (stocks, bonds etc.) and some have warning signs on them. The player is surrounded by caution tape and cones, indicating that it's a controlled environment. In the background there are other adults watching from behind a fence, looking concerned or confused. Some of these observers hold clipboards with pens attached to them. A few blocks in front of the main character start falling over due to instability, while others seem stable but have warning signs on them.

Crypto News

Thai SEC Launches Digital Playground for Adults Who Clearly Need Guidance

Oh boy, here we go again! Another country trying to make sense out of this crypto mess while everyone else is left wondering what they're doing. […]

Doug Martinez August 16, 2024

An illustration of Kamala Harris standing in front of an American flag with chains and locks wrapped around it; she is surrounded by three broken bank vaults, each labeled 'Silicon Valley Bank', 'Silvergate' and 'Signature'; a large hammer lies at her feet next to a pile of rubble. In the background, two figures are seen walking away from the scene carrying briefcases marked with economic policy documents. The overall atmosphere is dark and ominous. A faint image of an X post can be seen on one side of the illustration.

Bitcoin

Kamala Harris Announces Plan to Destroy Your Life and Ruin the Entire Economy With Her Crushing Crypto Crackdown

I'm not surprised that Kamala Harris is doubling down on Biden's anti-crypto policies - it just goes to show what a bunch of out-of-touch, crypto-hating elitists […]

Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

Crypto News

Ripple Wins Case but Still Loses Everything Else Including Their Dignity and What’s Left of Their Sanity

The Ripple vs. SEC saga continues with more twists and turns than a bad soap opera. While some lawyers are calling this latest court decision a […]

Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration of a large suit-clad figure (Gary Gensler) standing in front of an open door with a sign that reads "Regulatory Rampage" above it. The figure is yelling at people running away from the doorway below him. In the background are several smaller figures representing different industries, including crypto and biotech, looking relieved as they walk towards a more stable-looking regulatory landscape marked by clear laws and predictable regulations. A large arrow points upwards to indicate an end to unchecked bureaucratic power.

Bitcoin

Chevron Deference Overturned: Supreme Court Finally Recognizes SEC Chair’s Regulatory Rampage Was Actually Just Him Wearing a Suit and Yelling at People

The Supreme Court's decision to overturn Chevron deference is a big win for common sense in the face of regulatory overreach by unelected bureaucrats like Gary […]

Barry Thompson August 16, 2024

An illustration of Avraham “Avi” Eisenberg standing at a shooting gallery with various targets labeled as commodities fraud, manipulation, wire fraud, judgment of acquittal, new trial, Commodities Exchange Act (CEA), swaps or mixed swaps under the CEA and interstate wires. He is holding an empty rifle pointing towards these targets while wearing a determined expression on his face. In the background there are several broken glass bottles with labels that read "fundamental errors", "legal flaws" and "evidentiary issues".

Crypto News

Mango Marksman Seeks Get Out of Jail Free Card

The eternal saga of crypto bros trying to wriggle out of their messes continues! Avraham Eisenberg thinks he can just waltz away from his conviction on […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration: A cartoon New York City skyline with a giant pyramid scheme bubble bursting above it; inside the cityscape are people from different ethnic backgrounds looking relieved as they walk away from falling cryptocurrency coins and dollar signs. In the foreground, two figures representing Attorney General Letitia James stand triumphantly holding a "Justice" banner while pointing at the shattered remains of the pyramid scheme bubble in the background.

Crypto News

New York Cracks Down on Crypto Pyramid Schemes Targeting Immigrants: It’s About Time the City Took Action Against Those Scammers Who Were Clearly Just Trying to Make a Quick Buck Off Unsuspecting New Yorkers

Well isn’t this just peachy? The crypto bros are getting what’s coming to them! Another day, another pyramid scheme falls apart. I mean seriously, how many […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of a giant squid (Kraken) bursting out from beneath an iceberg with its tentacles wrapped around two sinking ships. One ship has 'Celsius' written on it and the other says 'Tether'. The Kraken's eyes glow red as it rises up, while in the background, icebergs are breaking apart amidst a stormy sea. In the distance, a lighthouse stands tall with its light shining bright but weak against the darkness of the night sky. A faint image of a USDT stablecoin can be seen floating away from one of the ships as it sinks into the depths below.

Crypto News

Tether Unleashes Kraken on Celsius Network in $2 Billion Battle of Who Can Be Most Petulant

Ahahahaha! Oh boy, it's like watching two idiots fight over who ate all the pizza. "Oh no, you liquidated my collateral!" No one cares about your […]

Linda Williams August 16, 2024

Crypto News

Ripple CEO Sobs Uncontrollably in Corner After Latest Court Ruling Declares Him the Biggest Loser

Another day, another "win" for the crypto bros! They're always celebrating some minor victory as if it's a championship title in their never-ending quest to prove […]

Linda Williams August 16, 2024

An illustration of a cartoon piggy bank with its mouth wide open as it's being blown away by strong winds while holding onto several balloons labeled 'Bitcoin', 'ETF' and '$188 million'. The background is filled with falling coins. In the distance, an image of Morgan Stanley can be seen in flames surrounded by smoke. A faint outline of a calendar shows June 30th highlighted. At the bottom left corner, there's a small piggy bank lying on its side spilling out money while crying tears made from dollar signs.

Altcoins

Morgan Stanley Blows Entire 401k Fund on Bitcoin Trust Because Who Needs Retirement Anyway

The gullible idiots are at it again! Morgan Stanley has apparently decided that throwing a few hundred million dollars into BlackRock's Bitcoin Trust is a good […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of a giant hand holding back seven smaller hands each with different state flags on their wrists as they try to reach for something in the distance while one large flag labeled "SEC" is shown pushing forward. The scene takes place amidst clouds and lightning bolts, conveying conflict and power struggle. In the background, there are broken chains and shattered glass representing resistance against authority. A stylized image of a cryptocurrency symbol (e.g., Bitcoin) floats above the chaos as if it's being protected by the smaller hands from the SEC hand trying to grasp it.

Bitcoin

Seven States About to Realize They Can’t Bully Grown Adults Who Have Better Things to Do Than Listen

The idiocy never ceases! Seven US States think they can take on the mighty SEC? It's almost cute how these yahoos believe their quaint little state […]

Linda Williams August 16, 2024

An illustration of a central bank vault door with padlocks bursting open as cryptocurrency coins spill out into chaos below while in the background an old-fashioned postal box is seen being opened by a king's hand releasing modern digital currency symbols, amidst swirling clouds and lightning bolts striking down on both scenes. A Ghanaian flag waves above it all. The scene at the bottom depicts two contrasting worlds: one of traditional finance with coins spilling out from vaults in disarray;

Bitcoin

Cryptocurrency Exchanges Just Got Shut Down by the Most Unlikely Villain – Your Friendly Neighborhood Central Bank

So it seems like Bank of Ghana is finally catching on that cryptocurrency isn't just a bunch of hippies trading cat pictures online but rather an […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of Goldman Sachs' headquarters with money bags overflowing from its windows onto the streets below where people are dancing and celebrating amidst confetti while Morgan Stanley's building stands nearby with empty pockets. A hedge fund manager is shown standing on top of it looking worried as a bitcoin symbol rises into the sky above them all, surrounded by rising arrows indicating growth. In the background, a cityscape at sunset glows warmly. The scene conveys excitement and optimism about investments in cryptocurrency despite volatility.

Bitcoin

Goldman Sachs Discloses $418 Million Bitcoin ETF Holdings Because Someone Finally Figured Out That Throwing Money at a Bubble Is Still Fun

The crypto bros are at it again! They're so excited about their precious Bitcoin that they can't even see what's right in front of them – […]

Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

Bitcoin

Bitcoin Trust: Because You Clearly Haven’t Lost Enough Money Yet

Well well well. Look who's trying to make it big on Wall Street - Grayscale Bitcoin Mini Trust! Because what we really need is another way […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of Kim Dotcom standing on top of an island with New Zealand's landscape visible behind him; he is holding onto the country by its flag while a plane flies away from his feet carrying US flags, as waves crash against rocks below and seagulls fly overhead in protest; to one side stands a large clock ticking down towards midnight. In the foreground, scattered papers are blowing around with dollar signs on them amidst broken chains representing freedom.

Crypto News

Kim Dotcom Still Hasn’t Figured Out How to Leave

The eternal optimist Kim Dotcom is back with another chapter of his seemingly endless saga against extradition - what's the over/under on how long until he […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of a man with a sly expression being handcuffed behind his back, while holding onto an empty briefcase labeled as "CDN" (Coin Dispute Network), in front of him is a large pile of ethereum coins spilling out from the suitcase; he's standing on top of a Las Vegas sign. In the background are two men with badges and sunglasses looking at each other satisfied. The man being handcuffed has his eyes cast downward, while one of the agents looks up to glance directly at the viewer. A faint image of a blockchain pattern is visible in the sky above them.

Ethereum

Fake Crypto Recovery Service Operator Arrested and Charged: The One Guy Who Actually Got Caught Doing What Thousands of Others Are Still Getting Away With

Oh boy, it's about time someone got caught for running a crypto scam! I mean, come on folks, if you're going to get rich quick with […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

Bitcoin

Michael Saylor’s Billion Dollar Bet on a Currency That Won’t Even Buy You Lunch

Oh boy, here we go again! Michael "I'm-a-genius" Saylor continues to pour his money into the most overvalued cryptocurrency in existence - Bitcoin. We all know […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

Crypto News

WazirX: Because Your Money Was Never Actually Yours Anyway

The eternal saga of cryptocurrency's most ardent fans getting fleeced by hackers and scammers continues unabated! This time, it’s India-based exchange WazirX that finds itself on […]

Linda Williams August 16, 2024

An illustration of two people standing in front of a large door with an open sign above it; one person is holding a tray with food and drinks while the other looks hesitant, glancing back at something behind them. The background shows a cityscape with several buildings labeled as "Web3" companies but they are all empty except for one that has people working inside. A small plane flies away from another building in the distance. In the foreground, there is an image of a blockchain-like structure being dismantled by two workers using wrecking balls and sledgehammers.

Crypto News

Talent Protocol Discovers the Secret to Keeping People From Leaving Web3: Free Food and Not Making Them Use Blockchain

The perpetual optimism in Web3 is astounding - a space filled with nothing but empty promises and broken dreams. Talent Protocol thinks it has found the […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of Brad Garlinghouse standing at a podium looking frustrated with his arms crossed while behind him there is an image of Gary Gensler's face in a broken mirror. In front of them are scattered papers, torn apart by two opposing hands representing inconsistent regulations. A giant question mark looms above the scene and to their left stands a large calendar showing 2023 as if time itself was stuck due to regulatory uncertainty.

Bitcoin

Ripple CEO Sues Entire World for Not Being as Awesome at Making Money Off Unregulated Tokens as He Is

I'm not surprised that Brad Garlinghouse of Ripple is whining about SEC hypocrisy - what else would he say? The guy's livelihood depends on convincing people […]

Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

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