BREAKING: Your Crypto Dreams Are Officially Doomed as Court Rips Apart Kraken Like a Tuna Can
It looks like Kraken's crypto dreams just got a whole lot more expensive - not in Bitcoin or Ethereum, mind you, but in legal fees and […]
It looks like Kraken's crypto dreams just got a whole lot more expensive - not in Bitcoin or Ethereum, mind you, but in legal fees and […]
The blockchain bubble is bursting already? How delightful! It seems like those naive crypto bros are finally getting a taste of reality. A Hong Kong lawmaker […]
Cryptocurrency - the gift that keeps on giving... or rather taking. Another day, another warning about a scam involving cryptocurrency and QR codes. Because what's more […]
Nvidia's woes are not just about GPUs anymore - it seems like they're now fighting off frivolous lawsuits from crypto investors who think they were misled […]
And here we go again! China's Supreme Court is finally catching up with what has been obvious since Bitcoin was first created: cryptocurrency is a scammer’s […]
A bunch of cryptocurrency scams got shut down in Australia. About time too! It's not like we haven't been saying this for years: crypto is a […]
I guess some people still think cryptocurrency can't get any more embarrassing for its proponents. Here we have Germany's top financial regulator shutting down 13 unauthorized […]
The cryptocurrency space is at it again, folks. This time we have NBA star Jimmy Butler and crypto YouTuber Ben Armstrong getting sued for promoting Binance's […]
Here we go again with another attempt by traditional finance to get in on the crypto gravy train. State Street is trying its hand at "digital […]
Let's talk about crypto love - the kind that gets your heart racing like watching paint dry or waiting in line at the DMV! It seems […]
Ahahahaha! Look at this clown trying to regulate something that's inherently worthless - cryptocurrency! It's like putting lipstick on a pig, folks. The Seychelles government is […]
The latest Web3 nonsense from Google's Cloud Startup Program: because what we really need is another overhyped AI firm that promises moonshot returns but delivers nothing […]
The crypto bros are at it again, spewing their trademarked brand of ignorance and hubris about cryptocurrency law. This time, they're gloating over a court ruling […]
The never-ending saga of Binance's regulatory woes continues! Because what's a few million dollars here and there when you're making billions off gullible investors, right? I […]
The weekend wrap: where we round up all the crypto disasters that didn't make it into your local paper because they're not sexy enough for a […]
Oh boy, it looks like someone finally gets it! John Reed Stark knows a thing or two about the SEC (he used to run their internet […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another bunch of crypto crooks getting caught with their hands deep in the digital cookie jar. You'd think they would've […]
I bet you're itching for some juicy commentary on this one! Let's get straight to it. In case anyone was still holding out hope, Kraken’s recent […]
Ripple's chief legal officer Stuart Alderoty has been spouting off about how great their win was against the SEC. Newsflash: a $125 million fine is not […]
Oh boy, look who's finally joining the party! Eswar Prasad is now warning about cryptocurrency risks? It’s like a broken record – everyone knows crypto is […]
Oh boy, another crypto scam! Can't these people see that this is all just a never-ending cycle of lies, deceit, and financial ruin? The SEC has […]