Trump and Harris Must Act Now or the Cryptocommunist Take Over Will Be Upon Us All
The Crypto Conundrum: Can Trump and Harris Save US from itself? By the satirist, [Your Name].
Kamala Harris
You Won’t Believe Who Just Became Bitcoin’s Unanimous Overlord After 100K Crypto Bro Votes Went to This Total Unknown
The crypto bros are at it again! It's like they think a poll is all that matters when we're talking about real-world implications of who gets […]
You Won’t Believe Who America’s Secret Crypto Kingmaker Is – The Answer Will Blow Your Mind
It looks like America's favorite pastime is now speculating on who'll be the next Crypto King (or Queen), and it seems that Donald Trump might just […]
Kamala Unleashes Crypto Apocalypse: The Shocking Truth About Her Secret Plan to Make You Rich (Or Ruin Your Life)
Crypto policy: the latest wild card in US politics - and a potential game-changer for crypto scammers everywhere! As we head into the November election, one […]
Crypto’s Dirty Little Secret: You’re Not Alone in Being Ripped Off by Your ‘Friends’ – FTX Customers Unite!
It's official: crypto is a Wild West for scammers, suckers and crooks galore! Meanwhile, genuine people like Jemima Kelly are still trying to make sense of […]
What Happens When the Guy Behind Your Favorite Cryptocurrency Decides to Trade in His Bitcoin for a Shot at Making America’s Economy Even More Miserable: Chris Larsen Signs Letter Endorsing Kamala Harris!
Ripple's Chris Larsen Signs Letter Endorsing Kamala Harris for President - Because Who Needs Actual Substance When You Can Just Sign a Fancy Piece of Paper?.
BREAKING: Robert F Kennedy Jr Abandons Presidential Dreams, Joins Forces With Donald Trump in Bizarre Cryptocurrency Coup to Steal Your Soul (And Maybe a Few Votes)
Robert F Kennedy Jr, the great white hope of cryptocurrency enthusiasts everywhere, has finally realized that his chances of becoming president were as slim as my […]
Ethereum (ETH) Price Down Today Because of Totally Not Predictable Reasons Like a Bunch of Guys in Their Mom’s Basement Getting Disappointed Again
It's not like anyone is surprised that Ethereum (ETH) dropped 3.75% on Aug. 20 - after all, what else would happen when a bunch of crypto […]
RFK Jr’s Running Mate Floats ‘Unity Party’ With Former President Trump Who’s Probably Going to Use It as an Excuse to Sell His Own Line of Branded Bitcoin Toilet Paper and Make America Flush Again
The crypto bros are having some fun now that RFK Jr is promising to back the US dollar with Bitcoin. Because what we all know about […]
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