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A illustration of a giant Bitcoin chart skyrocketing upwards with dollar signs and financial symbols bursting out in all directions, while tiny little people are shown fleeing or hiding behind various Wall Street skyscrapers as the chaos unfolds.

You Won’t Believe How Crypto Is Fueling a Billion-Dollar Heist on Little People

The ultimate circle of crypto BS: Big banks making bank off Bitcoin's pump while the little guy gets left in the dust.

Kevin Nelson November 14, 2024

An illustration depicts a chaotic stock market scene with frantic traders surrounded by screens displaying skyrocketing cryptocurrency prices and stocks soaring to record highs. In the background, a shadowy figure (Stefan Gratzer) looms over a podium where he's addressing an audience in Kuwait. The atmosphere is tense, reflecting uncertainty about Trump's crypto policies.

BREAKING: Trump Stuns Wall Street With Shocking Re-Election Victory – JPMorgan’s MD Unleashes Crypto Apocalypse Plan

The crypto bros have lost their minds! JPMorgan is now salivating at the prospect of Bitcoin's resurgence due to Trump's re-election victory - because what could […]

Kevin Nelson November 14, 2024

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