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A split-screen illustration depicting two paths diverging: one with an ascending arrow pointing towards a dwindling price chart (blue) on one side and another with flames engulfing it; below this, a graph showing Ethereum's market dominance declining from 64% to 22%, while Solana rises in the background. On top, fragmented pieces of puzzle are shown being rearranged into new shapes representing layer-2 scaling solutions like Base, Arbitrum, Polygon, and Optimism.

Altcoins

Ethereum on Brink of Existential Collapse – Will It Ever Be Relevant Again?

Ethereum's existential crisis: Can it even afford to be relevant?.

Kevin Nelson October 10, 2024

A rollercoaster plunges down a steep hill, its cars filled with worried-looking wallets and bags of money. The track twists and turns through clouds labeled 'Volatility' and 'Uncertainty', leading to a precipice marked '$50K'. In the background, a giant Bitcoin token looms large, its price plummeting downwards.

Crypto News

Buckle Up, Buttercup! Your Wallet’s About to Get a FREE Ride Down Into the Abyss of Despair With Bitcoin Plummeting Below $50K This Month… Guaranteed (Not Really)

The Cryptocurrency Rollercoaster Rides Again - Or Does It?.

Linda Williams September 9, 2024

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