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Bitfarms Unleashes 2.2 Eh/S of Pure Madness on an Already Suffocating Planet!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Bitfarms is splashing into another hosting agreement with a new set of miners […]
Nvidia’s Insane Bet on A.I.-Powered Get-Rich-Quick Scheme Has Apple Dropping $10 Billion to Join in – Because Who Doesn’t Want to Invest in the Future of Confusion?
The Great Crypto Convergence: When AI and Fintech Collide...and Make No Sense.
Bombshell! Meta’s Next-Gen Headset Axed in Bizarre Twist of Fate, Leaving Millions to Wonder if They’ve Been Scammed Into Buying Overpriced Glasses for Their Face!
Meta's Metaverse Mishap: A Cautionary Tale of Overhyping VR.
BREAKING NEWS! You Won’t Believe What Just Happened to the Guy Who Promised Us Endless Freedom on the Internet
Telegram's Durov Arrested: Because Nothing Says 'Freedom' Like Being Locked Up in a French Jail Cell.
The One ETF to Rule Them All: VanEck Exec Hopes 2018 Fraud Case Will Finally Make Your Solana Investments Worth Something
You know what? This is just more proof that cryptocurrency and blockchain technology are a joke, especially when it comes to these fancy-schmancy ETFs. I mean, […]
Aptos Foundation Teams Up With Web3 Streaming Platform Because Clearly What the World Needs Is Another Useless Token to Clutter Our Already Overcrowded Inboxes of Despair
The world is full of idiots who can’t see the writing on the wall, folks! Cryptocurrency enthusiasts are still clutching onto their worthless coins like they're […]
Bitcoin’s Hot Streak Continues to Melt Down Your Entire Life Savings
The never-ending circus that is crypto continues! We've got ETFs inflating like balloons at a children's birthday party - or should I say, deflating? Who needs […]
Franklin Templeton Invests Entire Life Savings in Avalanche Network Because Reasons
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they've convinced a major asset management firm like Franklin Templeton that blockchain is somehow revolutionary or innovative […]
Bitcoin ETFs Soar to New Heights While Ethereum Gets Left in the Dust With 77% Less Cash Flooding In
Well well well! Look at that - US bitcoin ETFs just can't get enough of each other's company (and by extension, their own inflated value). Meanwhile, […]
State Street Thinks You’ll Fall for Its Tokenized Assets Scam So Hard It Just Rolled Out a Whole New Division
Here we go again with another attempt by traditional finance to get in on the crypto gravy train. State Street is trying its hand at "digital […]
ETF Investors Discover It Takes 5 Whole Days for Funds to Abandon Sinking Ship
The crypto-love is strong this week! It seems like everyone and their grandma has decided that Ethereum ETFs are a great way to lose money - […]
VanEcks Never Ending Quest to Make You Lose Money in a Solana ETF Continues Unabated
Just when you thought it was safe to get back into cryptocurrency, VanEck comes along and reminds us all that Solana is still a thing. Because […]
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