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A whale breaches the surface, its massive body a blur as it rises from the depths below. In the distance, smaller fish dart and weave around each other in frantic pursuit of their own survival.

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You Won’t Believe the Jaw-Dropping Prices of These 10 Cryptocurrencies – We’ve Got All the Mind-Blowing Charts!

Price analysis? More like a laundry list of pointless numbers and charts for crypto bros to drool over!.

Sam Rogers September 1, 2024

A cartoon kraken is shown with its tentacles wrapped around several cryptocurrency logos (ADA, ALGO, ATOM, FIL, FLOW, ICP, MANA, MATIC, NEAR, OMG, SOL) as a judge's gavel comes crashing down in the background. The scene suggests that Kraken has been 'pwnd' by the SEC and is being held accountable for its actions.

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BREAKING: KRACKEN JUST GOT PWND BY THE MAN – Supreme Court Ruling DOOMS Cryptocurrency Forever

One of these things is going to be a security... eventually.

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

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