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A Robert Kiyosaki stands at the edge of a fiery pit labeled 'Financial Doom', looking out with concern as an angelic figure in the distance holds up a sign reading 'Iraqi Dinars' while another devilish character whispers into their ear.

Beware the Fiery Pit of Financial Doom: Insane Investor Robert Kiyosaki Peddles Garbage ‘Investment’ in Iraq’s Most Dubious Currency!

Iraqi Dinars: The Cryptocurrency That's Almost as Scammy as Bitcoin - But Not Quite!.

Sam Rogers October 5, 2024

A Suze Orman is shown standing in front of a crumbling cityscape at dusk, surrounded by flames and smoke. In her hand she holds a Bitcoin symbol while looking out over the chaos with an expression of determination. A faint image of a rocket ship blasting off into space can be seen rising above the ruins.

Buckle Up for the Apocalypse: Suze Orman Declares Bitcoin a ‘Must-Have’ Investment and We’re All Doomed

Just when you thought the Bitcoin bubble was going to burst for good, along comes Suze Orman, a financial advisor who's clearly lost touch with reality, […]

Sam Rogers September 9, 2024

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