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BREAKING: You Won’t Believe Why the World’s Most Powerful Company Is Suddenly Obsessed With Losing Money on Cryptocurrency
Microsoft's foray into Bitcoin - because who needs actual profits when you can diversify with a speculative asset?.
Crypto Mania Sweeps Wall Street: 47% of Your Aunts Favorite Brokerage Firm Now Secretly Hates You
Schwab's Survey Says: Crypto is the New Black (and White, and Gold...), but Only for Millennials with a Time Machine.
OHIO SENATOR UNLEASHES MOST UNDERWHELMING LEGISLATIVE MOVE OF THE CENTURY: Forcing You to Pay Taxes in Cryptocurrency Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Blockchain Billing Experience?
Just when you thought the Ohio State Senate had better things to do, Senator Niraj Antani comes along and decides to push a bill that's about […]
Microstrategy’s Bitcoin Obsession Reaches New Heights as They Dump Entire Salary Budget on 18,300 More Coins Because That’s Just What You Do When You’re Trying to Lose Everything
The eternal quest for a get-rich-quick scheme: Microstrategy Buys More Bitcoins Because Why Not?.
$10.3 Billion Down the Crypto Drain: US Companies Set to Make Idiotic Investment of the Century!
The eternal optimist's guide to throwing money down a rathole: US companies forecast to buy $10.3B in Bitcoin over next 18 months — Report. Because what […]
OpenAI Ditches Its Soul, Announces Plan to Become Even More Elites-Only Club: Report!
Just when you thought OpenAI was all about making AI for the greater good, they're now trying to get in on the crypto bros' action by […]
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