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Musk Gets X Hit By Massive Ddos Attack Because We’Re Still Waiting For Him To Admit Dogecoin Is A Scam

The crypto bros are at it again, claiming that X is under attack by a massive DDoS. What's next? Are we going to believe the moon […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

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DeFi

Coinbase Finally Shows Gritty Resolve To Not Get Completely Sued By Feds

Oh boy, it looks like Coinbase is finally getting some things right... albeit after years of trying to scam investors with its overpriced and useless services. […]

Barry Thompson August 13, 2024

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Bitcoin

Crypto Startup Funding Derails Into Oblivion With 2.7 Billion Dollars Thrown At Doomed Ventures

And here we go again - the perpetual motion machine of crypto startup funding continues chugging along with nary a care for logic or reason! It's […]

Kevin Nelson August 13, 2024

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